﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>thebachelorblog</title><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com</link><description>The Bachelorblog chronicles the life and times of a single middle-aged man.</description><copyright>Portions (c) 2004-2007 SimJournal All Rights Reserverd.</copyright><ttl>1</ttl><item><title>Back to the belly of the beast</title><description>We are off to Copthorne Gatwick's house for the fourth of July weekend. It should be a good time. </description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3031                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:55:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mister Farmer</title><description>The garden growing behind Mister Bachelor's tiny cottage in the country is beginning to produce usable food.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:36:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Rumors Of My Marriage Are Greatly Exaggerated</title><description>I found out at a party that people think North Gatwick and I are married! What?</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:33:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Donna Murello and Braidy go bye bye (for now anyway)</title><description>Donna Murello and Braidy tell Mister Bachelor to step off.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3027                          </link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:31:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Attention Deficit Theatre Episode Six</title><description>Guess What? At 3:30am I may not want to open up about how I can use NVidia GPU cards can speed up Fast Fourier transforms on large sets of data.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3026                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:29:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Attention Deficit Episode 5</title><description>Its that time of the month and North Gatwick hormonal and emotional.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3025                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:57:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Pretty Decent Proposal</title><description>I got an e-mail from Yellow Cake inviting me to go to see Katt Williams and perhaps a little piece of Yellow Cake afterwards.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3023                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:19:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fathers Day Weekend</title><description>I will always miss my father. He was a decent man.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3021                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:09:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mrs Peyton - Correction: Ms Peyton</title><description>According to her she has filing for divorce unleashing those boobs and creamy MILF'y thighs on a suspecting world. </description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3022                          </link><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:11:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>R Kelly Is Acquitted</title><description>R Kelly was acquitted on all charges!</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3018                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:30:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Random Bullets: Make Sure She Is 18 Ok?</title><description>Mister Bachelor looks at Lisa Van Allen and wants to do a threesome with her too..</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3017                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:23:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>You Want To Screw Mrs Peyton Dont You?</title><description>North Gatwick asked me if I wanted to screw Mrs Peyton. My answer? Yes.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3016                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:42:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Barak Obama: Lets All Calm Down Now.</title><description>Yesterday Barak Obama made history as the first African American nominee for President of the United States.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3015                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:12:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>My New Theme Song...</title><description>My theme song used to be "Mister Bachelor" by Loose Ends. Nowdays its a little more tame.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3013                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 13:56:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fun With Minorities</title><description>Minorities send me the dumbest shit under the guise that am not a conservative, stupid, or easily subscribe to foolishness.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3012                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 13:54:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Temptation Roundup for Memorial Day</title><description>Braidy sends me a picture of her legs. Look at that gap. I want in there.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3010                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 08:51:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wheels Are Flying Off This Thing Part Seven: The Gap Analisys</title><description>North Gatwick gets mad because Mister Bachelor is NOT looking at other women.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3009                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 12:27:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Party Over Here</title><description>Mister Bachelor has a party at his teeny tiny cottage in the country..</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3008                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 12:21:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Love Roller Coster</title><description>North Gatwick has been sending me through the loop-t-loops and 70 degree hills all this week because her grandmother is dying.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3007                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 11:22:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>One Last Time: Temptation Roundup</title><description>Two women Mister Bachelor would love to tag one more time.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3005                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:26:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Keen Eye Of Angry Walk</title><description>Anyway I sent an invitation to Angry Walk. I was IM'ing her the other day when she noticed something only a woman would notice..</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3004                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:37:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Mistake Of Doing Well</title><description>Question: Why do people you've dated in the past, hate it when you turn out ok?</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3003                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 10:02:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wheels Are Flying Off This Thing Part Six:</title><description>Mister Bachelor gets caught gawking at another woman AGAIN!</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3002                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 09:47:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mama-Nem In The Car</title><description>Human Sacrifice called so we could meet and get her laptop back to her. Woohoo!
</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=2999                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 01:52:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kwame Kilpatrick And Christine Beatty: Text Messages Released!</title><description>I read the text messages sent back and forth between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty. You can read them here.
</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3000                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:14:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kwame Kilpatrick : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Kwame Kilpatrick</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Kwame Kilpatrick</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Christine Beatty : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Christine Beatty</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Christine Beatty</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Critical Condition : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Critical Condition</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Critical Condition</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>North London : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About North London</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=North London</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ms Peyton : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Ms Peyton</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Ms Peyton</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Angry Walk : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Angry Walk</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Angry Walk</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Copthorne Gatwick : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Copthorne Gatwick</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Copthorne Gatwick</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Darth Gatwick : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Darth Gatwick</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Darth Gatwick</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mister Bachelor : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Mister Bachelor</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Mister Bachelor</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Skinny McBeal : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Skinny McBeal</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Skinny McBeal</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mrs Peyton : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Mrs Peyton</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Mrs Peyton</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jim- : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Jim-</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Jim-</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tabitha : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Tabitha</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Tabitha</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Gap Analisys : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Gap Analisys</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Gap Analisys</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Attention Deficit : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Attention Deficit</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Attention Deficit</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama Table : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Obama Table</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Obama Table</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>women like what they like : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About women like what they like</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=women like what they like</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>deese hoes : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About deese hoes</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=deese hoes</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>North Gatwick : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About North Gatwick</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=North Gatwick</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Checker Day : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Checker Day</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Checker Day</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Yellow Cake : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Yellow Cake</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Yellow Cake</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Braidy : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Braidy</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Braidy</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tertiary Situations and Language : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Tertiary Situations and Language</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Tertiary Situations and Language</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Clinton Situations and Language : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Clinton Situations and Language</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Clinton Situations and Language</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lisa Van Allen : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Lisa Van Allen</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Lisa Van Allen</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Beyonce : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Beyonce</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Beyonce</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>George W. Bush : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About George W. Bush</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=George W. Bush</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Clay Aiken : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Clay Aiken</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Clay Aiken</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Clay Aiken : Everything You Need to Know</title><description>What I Know About Clay Aiken</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Clay Aiken</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:57:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ur are</title><description>One Sick sad puppy. I hope NGs family run u</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:25:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman &amp;amp; Shoes</title><description>I am a Shoe Whore...mens shoes rarely cross my radar,</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:45:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>OMG...</title><description>You are cracking me up with this foolishness. For the</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:04:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah</title><description>@Critical Condition: Yeah come on over You know hwere to</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:02:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I wonder....</title><description>Can a sista come play in the garden? Ill bring</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:41:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Yep, pretty much...</title><description>You said it, back in Jan 07, u said she</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:33:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Maybe</title><description>You should get another computer screen or two. I think</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:53:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ummmm</title><description>My equipment does ok, in spite of my diabetes and</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:59:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shoes</title><description>ROTFL What about mine?</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:57:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Screwed</title><description>So basically I am screwed right?</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:56:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cheer Up</title><description>Very Phallic Photo (try saying that 3x fast). U can</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3029</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:31:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Whatev</title><description>Whatev. Tell NG....nice kicks!!!!</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:28:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>3-prong test showing</title><description>Well since you dont correct your greetings of being the</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3028</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:04:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>blog</title><description>ahhh the trials and tribulations of relationships.  Insightful post!</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3025</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:25:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Amen</title><description>Amen to that brotha... If this doesnt work out, she</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3026</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:57:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman of Color?</title><description>The more I read your blog and I analyze my</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3026</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:20:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Amen</title><description>Thats kind of my point. I really dont *want* to</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3026</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:00:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ms Clingy</title><description>I wonder why she is so clingy? She should relax</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3026</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:46:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sensitive? HELL NO!!!</title><description>No you arent sensitive...just extremely arrogant!!!  I aint mad</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3025</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:54:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>YO</title><description>I am Mister Bachelor. Why u tryin to make me</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3023</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:37:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Please!!</title><description>Like u dont already know what u r going 2</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3023</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:59:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a test</title><description>All of the above.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3017</link><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:02:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>R u kidding?</title><description>No way in hell I am voting for Barak.</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3015</link><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:08:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Come on now.</title><description>Mrs Peyton like many women I know have a bunch</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3016</link><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:07:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Writer</title><description>Is Caribbean, you know how I love em, what is</description><link>http://thebachelorblog.simjournal.com/artview.aspx?bid=3015</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:10:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>