Simjournal Lexicon
Lexicon
People
Cokeopop
Coke is it!
Gorrifallo
Amazingly Unattractive
Bohemian Kween
Socialite
Arabica Queen
A little older and wiser
Mella Bee
Bee Ware!
D.S. Yachtly
Boating Is Fun!
Isiah Thomas
Innocent!
Wildwood Inn
Synth Europe
Moonbase Alpharetta
Gee-ow-guh
Christine Beatty
I'd bang her
Kwame Kilpatrick
I'm votin for his party
Kristen
Hook me up!
Eliot Spitzer
The Luv Guv
Ashley Alexandra Dupre
Hottie
Margot Hobo
In the Navy!
Evil Colonel Hippie
Colonel Sanders he aint.
Clara Bong
40 EE's good lord!
William Balfour
My Hero!
Julian King
RIP
Jason Hudson
RIP
Martin Luther King
No bobbleheads for you!
Da Hamptons
Mister Sterns Neighborhood
Stefhen Bryan
Synonym
Women
Ro-Dog
She and Jolenne Blalock make Star-Trek fun!
Justice League
I want a piece of Justice
24-K
Cutie pie
Afframazon
She can kick my ass.
Afro Safari
From Nigeria with Love..
Alice the Goon
God does not ugly.
Angry Walk
Yummy!
Bi Bye
Everyone loves a girl who loves a girl.
Big Dumpling
The Biggest Rack I have ever seen!
Blended
A perfect blend of skinny…
Bowling Ball
Steeeerike! (out)
Candee
One word. Gorgeous!
Cave Girl
Kind of dufus if you ask me
Cheyenne Sunshine
Half Asian, Half Hispanic, Half Lesbian
Counter Top
Sweet girl
Dee Nyce
Too nice, too nuts..
Diana Noross
Guess who she looks like
MAndy Capp
Andy Capps brother
Mil-Spec
This mans army has some women in it too.
Model A
Looks like a model
French Girl
A French name
Frosted Flake
She looks Grrrrrrreat!
GeGe
Damn she's fine
Girliath
Six foot three and too large for me
Ilia
Short hair, short skirt
Imelda Marcos
200 Pairs of shoes (really)
J-LoPino
Asian cutie with a J-Lo booty
Jaw-Bone
Not Jawbone of an ass, Jawbone with an ass
Jet Fuel
Dynamite body, dynamite smile, Dyn-o-myte
Keebler Sunshine
A Fiery Bi Latino
L1011
A really wide but but buttt
La France
Viva Reincarnated
Lady Foot Doctor
Short, sweet, rack that cant be beat
Lattinum
A Spanish-black mix
Lite Rain
Dangerous!
Little Mommie
Rosie Perez… Well not really but close.
Ms Peyton
Peyton Place
North London
Please wont you be, my neighbor.
NorthDallas40
Doesn’t live in North Dallas but is 40
Not Doctor
She sings, she models, she heals
Nurse.Chapel
Cute and skinny girl with a nice figure
Oldie Hawn
Oldie but goodie.
OldMaid
42 and still going strong
Paul-a-Mitchell
I got Jungle fever
Penny Lane
Hopefully a new Angry Hour regular
Rodeo Girl
All show and no go
RoundTheWayGirl
A little ruff
Saddamy
Practices Islam
Sheena
A size 14 running a marathon? I think not
Skindarella
There was an old lady all skin and bones…..
TandA
A stripper
Teachers Pet
Petting the teacher would be fun
Tee Dee
A former pagent winner
The Beaver
looked good on paper but in person, yuck
The Charmed
Sounds like 'Witchcraft'
The Temple
Gorgeous
Three-D
Big attitude, big rack
Tiger Eyes
Ignorant Tax Evading
Tee Fahl
A friend of Non-Stick Surface
Toodie
The facts of life
Troubled Water
A Bridge to nowhere? Damn that’s cold.
WannaBeyonce
Beyonce? Not!
YoYo
Marginally Cute
Rapunzel
A German Name with an Americian Problem
Radar Sunshine
Radar shines like Norad
G-Girl
G'd up from the feet up.
Dessert Tray
Eat it up!
Birdie
The Birds the Word!
Cousin Rose
The sweet smell
Ms Halle
Fine and Full of Problems
Popsi
Some Cola I would love to drink
Robo Quivers
A manager with breasts
Erica Lucci
San Succi??
Leia Scofield
San Scucci??
Ms. Marcos
Pretty Feet
Mother May I
MILFy Goodness
Three-Five-Seven
Get Loose
Veg-O-Matic
Leafy Green
DeBorah Rawlins
Drama Drama Drama
Shayla
Shayla Says Sit!
Critical Condition
Flatline
Aunt Dinah
Wont You Be My Auntie
StingRay
I need a drink
MantaRay
Wont you be my sister?
Eternal Celebrity
Give her a hand!
Tam
Tams World
FlanTanna
Fantasy Flan
Melody Play
I want to play
Angry Black Woman
I didn't do it.
Miss Ali D
Miss Thang.
Moonbeamz
Yawn
BreezeWay
The wind blows through the gap.
TellaGurl
Tellecommunications never looked so good.
Darni
A Peace of Her would be a slice of heaven.
Melting Pawt
Drooping.. Drooping..
Lando Lady
3 Day Eviction
Foremark
Beautiful Eyes
Hipmomma
Playing Pool?
People
Durwood
Me
Endora
My Ex Mother in Law
Tabitha
My wicked stepdaughter
Paul Rodriguez
A hispanic comedian
T and A
He is in the band!
Valet Boy Wonder
Dry.... Wall....
NoTell
Free Micro Fridge
Jim-
Its always Jim
Fat Bastard
I ate a baby!
tattoo:
Married with Children
Not-Doctor
Gorgeous Model
Roast Biff
Biff, its whats for dinner?
Mrs Peyton
Not a Stepford Wife.
Skinny McBeal
Just as skinny, just as Irish.
AmazonDotNet
Seeing her Eye to Eye
Kahn Singh
Ok, Shatner your up!
Tom Thumb Cruise
Angry Walks Son
Sereena
The Witch has an eeevil sister.
Chief Critic
The voice of my conscience
RhettsGirl
Everybodys Networking
PlaySister
Has my last name.
Skeezetta
The name says it all
Perfect Sixteen
The bigger the better!!
Malcontent-akarthan
One pissed off Indian
GOTHam City
What a fungirl
Mister Bachelor
Me
Adam Kalsey
Watch Your Mouth!
Spidah Man
My Homie
Joy
My Fun Button!
j.o.y.
Same as Joy right?
The Baseheads
You think its funky now nope!
Mr. Basehead
Im Talkin Bout Base
Mrs. Basehead
MILF!
Nurse Chapelle
Ignore this.
Chewbakka Kahn
(Grrrrrr)
BoxerBriefs
Save her Princess!
Blaire Allison
Muah!
Beetle Bailey
Sarge!
The Drunk Guy
Barf…
Groupie4u2decide
Not a QT4Me
Shavonne
Ripping me a new one, Daily!
The Great Former Vice President
Pink Flamingos!
Little Ruby
calling a stone a stone
Mister Preacher
Sup Bro
Headlock Man
My Alter Ego
mister ex
Give me yo money!
Darth Gatwick
(breath noise)
Chelsea Quirk
California Cutie
Luke Gatwick
Use The Force!
Copthorne Gatwick
A Brotha with 40 acres.
Mr Peyton
Former Resident
Dog Law
Lawyers can be slimy
Mrs Copthorne
Shawty
Catcher Gatwick
From Chicago to Monroe
ignorance free zone
Peace!
Princess Gatwick
Spears aint got nuttin on her!
Chrissy Winters
Three's Company Right?
James-T
Not a big enough looser.
Ex Files
Jabba The Hutt
My First Wife
The Witch
Jeffery's Girl!
Vocabulary
The Mexican Army
Remember the Alamo
you not rob store
Don’t all Asians say this?
tiffed
Somebodys Cheating
tiffing
Cheating
McMansion
My House
butter dogs
A womans dream and nightmare
puddin
Its rich and creamy.
Tip Drill
No fun till we all get some
Tiff Drill
Drillin while committed
Mexican Army
Here they come, with 2x4's in hand.
San Juan
Captain Save-a-Hoe can't save her.
with the poptart
They all say it. Admit it!
with these hoes
Player-Speak
Player-Speak
With these hoes
Teenaged Situations and Language
Making out
Captain Save-a-Hoe
My Superhero Name
get in where I fit in
Trying to get some
e-mail volley
Pass the Message
OCD
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Vanessa Williams on crack
Not quite!
Tikalaxxun
What The Hell?
Thick Meaty Biceps
Lift This!
Big Meaty Arms
Weight Lifter
The L-Word
Love
Asian Hot-Girl
You not rob store!
Terro-American
Democrats do it again
KaZaA
File Swapper
Poker
The game
Weight Watchers
Your fathers diet plan
Democratic Party
Socialism
The Atkins Diet
Extreme-Low-Carb Madness!
The South Beach Diet
Yet another diet.
wooshbssh
The sound big chix make
The Ladder Theory
How women think
DART
The Bus
FOPA
Fat Over Private Area
Lifetime Man
Got your wifebeater shirt?
The State Fair of Texas
Fried Paradise
Black History Month
So what!
Electronic ASSet Management
Use Your Communicator
Treo 600
My Cell Phone
Google
The only search engine that matters
CNN
Cable News Network
FOX News
Fair and Balanced
Electoral College
Tyranny of the urban.
exit polls
Whoopsie!
2004 Presidential Election
Four More Years!
Independent Black Woman
Bad Attitude
Indiana Pacers
Best in the NBA
Detroit Pistons
Screw Detroit
Anthony Johnson
Brawler
Tiffville
The Scene of the Crime
Monday Night Football
Are you ready?
Christmas
Joy to The World
Thanksgiving
Turkey
nipple slip
boing
Tsunami
Whoosh
Sumatra
Whats Left
De-Lurking
Leave a Comment
BeWitched
Bling!
Kashi Good Friends
Its whats for breakfasat.
Babymama
Single Mothers
Big Yellow Booty
Ride!
big yellow booty
Sugar Corn Puff
Baby Mama
Single Mothers
Someone Elses Woman
Let go the past.
Steak and Blowjob day
Clinton Loves It!
WitchCraft
Buhhhling!
Soldjah
Thug Mansion
Fuddruckers
Family Strip Club
Spring Break
Yeah
Delta Sigma Theta
Sorror-ry
The Watering Hoe
Can you say Hoe?
Chix
Chicks
manwhore
Me
The Vultures
Road Kill
Apple Bottom Jeans
Wanna Bite?
clowned
Told Off
Thug Love
Happy Beatings!
blue-balls
Stop Teasing!
Who's Woman Are You
Someone Else's Woman
HomoDeaux
Pappa has a brand new bag?
Asstro
Chevrolet may sue.
a thing of booty
booty or butt?
Landmark Forum
Education you can use
The Friend Zone
Twilight Zone
Pookie
I luuuh heeeum!
Hurricane Katrina
Wooshbssh
"Checked"
Attitude
zzzzzp
Pull the String!
Mess-Detector
bong bong bong
Schmuck Button
I am not a Schmuck!
Indo-Pak
Olive and Hot!
Nayled
An Empty Promise
BrokeBack Situations and Language
Finger This!
BatchCave
Where I work
April Fools
Gotcha!
new talent
Not yet!
collocation facility
Where the Bodies are Buried
fun-gear
Loads of fun.
666
Mark O' Beast
Diary of A Tired Black Man
My Diary!
Nukes R Us
Irans Dreams
HR-Language
Attorneys would be proud
Scatterbrain Session
Talk To Me
deese hoes
Player-Speak
Hoova Bachelor
Boo!
Boos
Scary
Paque
Click + Pack
schmuck button
schmutz
Jacksonesque
Give me one more chance
Magic City
In the VIP
bland suburban transport
blending in
MARTA
Railroad to HELL
Lorry
Truck
Pocket Ungame
Stay Away!
Spiel of Influence
Bull Crap
Valentines Day
$$$$$$$$
friend zone
Banished!
friend-zone
banished
buymeshit
I am not pookie!
allyall
All Yall Say It!
Lumping and Stereotyping Day
My favorite day!
bachelophone
Hello?
Perching
Cant you go to the back?
drill-down
Not the pleasant kind
Waaaah
Crybaby
WTF?
What the..
Bachelors Button
Press It!
chickenhair
Short and Sweet
Women like what they like
Sobering But True
women like what they like
Player Hating Mister Bachelor
I Love New York
I love my MTV
Texas Turnout
On Tour!
Mental
Going Somewhere?
Lindsay Lohan Situations and Language
How many fingers?
douche bag
Squirt!
colostomy bag
Full of Crap
The Casting Couch
Have A Seat!
daughterama
Daughter Drama
Jena Louisiana
Peyton Place
Jena Six
The Beatdown
Jena 6
A Can Of Whoopass
ignorance testing
Means Testing with a twist
cottage in the country
Where I Live
DivaMobile
Driving Ms Gatwick
Baby Boy
I dream of being him
Shade 45
What? My Name Is
The Piece Dividend
Cost of Living
Obama Table
Come sit and feel my hair..
DSO
Dallas Symphony Orchestra
fuck you money
Rollin
Attention Deficit
ADD? No, AD
wife-induced coma
I cant move!
UAW
Time to go!
Women I Slept With
Christany
Its it always about her?
Braidy
Braids and booty
Dr Feelgood
History Made!
Human Sacrifice
Bountiful Body Parts
Irish Spring
Lucky to know her
JB
Not an ex but stomped my $2000 watch
Kat Kat
Cali got gunplay models on the runway…
Loopie
What a body!
Neenoman
She dont need no mandabee tellin her nuttin
News740
Used to be on TV. Wow!
Norad Sunshine
I have been to Chyenne Mountan - and it was good
Second Bridge
Short, sweet, and a big rack
Tonie Harvey
My Ex Fiancé
Viva
Its on tape!
Wee Wee
Psycho II
Yellow Cake
Plutonium, Right?
BioHazard
Little white mice
Big Crawfish
Aaaaayeee
Tonie
My Ex Fiance
Nurse Atkins
Low Carb
Sideshow Bobbi
Tight Body
Lemmon Pepper
Lemmon, Pepper, Married…
Loopard
Loopie Has Spots!
MegaWatt
Smile.
Firebird
Hot Hot Hot!
Sequoia
Tall and old
Polo Sport
Sweet Smelling
Checker Day
Past, Present, Future
Clouded Vista
Cant see it
SilkRope
Stop or she will sue!
Panty Raid5
Smoking Hot Intern
MILFMaid
White girl with an attitude
Mother May
She is the boss!
Trainwhistle
Wrecked.
Diamond Cutlass
cutlASS
Suris Notiman
Gorgeous!
Starboard View
Nice.
North Gatwick
Sort of like London
Orbie Tenn
Look at that rack!
Jee
Tropical Tease
Row ModAL
CraaaayZee
Screwaballs
Black Rob
Her ex husband still stops by
Non-Stick Surface
Beef, its whats for dinner.. Mooooo
Mel-M
The two hour pyramid.
Curiosities
Cue Tee
My home girl from my home town.
Angel Eyes
Beautiful
Rosa Rita
From Puerto Rico with Love
Donna Hue
Sweet Young Thing
Mock Trial
Happy Tirals to You!
MedaLing
A million questions
Curry Notiff
Indo-Pak Stacked
Tiki Doll
Thats a totem I'd like to pole
Braidzilla
Braidzillionare
EPANima
The girl from EPANima!
Tit Tat Too
XXX OOO
Muffin Care
As pale as dough
Widdah
Nice.
Pyramiddle
Beautiful and Frumpy
Eagleize
Here comes the predator
FourTwelve
From Nigeria with Love
Captain Neeno
Independence Day Revisited
Cafe All Late
Making an entrance.
Mull-Holland
Mull-Let My People Go!
ChamPuff
Guard your plate!
Rastaneck
Too dark to be red
MarketRide
45 laps and counting
Nozama
Amazon Spelled Backwards
Equinepotent
Ride Em!
Coffee Clash
Java Anyone
Profrossor Psy
Retro Hair Style
Orchard Cure
Nice Oranges
Gym Angle
What that curve ball!
Tomi Tome Tomai
You call me yo friend
Patina Herrar
Second Checker Day
Slow Cheetah
Fast and Slow Motion
Cammayo
Creamy smooth
Minnie Mum
Calling Her And Tabitha is Easy
Yankee Nurse
NYC Health Care
Meadow Violet
Niiice!
See Cee
Cee Saw Nothing
Caramel Clay
Out before in
Sugar Vertigo
Sweet and Off Balance
Play Lynx
The Game?
Mary WannaBilge
I love New York.. Still..
The Toty
Teach me!
Ice Pilaf
Cold as Ice Tea
Letme Betisha
Beyonce's wig found!
Donna Murello
Another Out Of Africa
Sex Vocab
Oz Situations and Language
Getting it from Behind
Clinton Situations and Language
A hummer by any other name
Adult Situations and Language
Getting some.
Super Big Gulp
Swallowing
Tertiary Situations and Language
Three Ways to Orgasm
Exacta
Two Hits in One Day
Trifecta
Three Hits in One Day
double penetration
Filling her up.
Blade Situations and Language
The Bloodline
The Oz Region
Back to Oz, literally.
Tossing The Salad
I got that Oz thing licked!
Ranch Situations and Language
Tossing the Salad
L-Word Situations and Language
Lickety Split
freak party
More Chix
Club Iniquity
Get your freak on
Oz Play
Giving You The Finger
Articles
To be Made Whole Again
Pick up thy bedding and walk with it
Screw Only
Coco Cabaña
Heart Throb
Ivory Soap
Blonde Hair. I hate Blonde Hair!
Buxom Ness
Drama!
Celebrity Stuff
the Paris Hilton Sex Video
No booty
The Michelle Vieth Sex Video
Nice Ass
Paris Hilton Sex Video
No booty
Michelle Vieth
Another Sex Video
Paris Hilton
Yet Another Sex Video
Clay Aiken
Measure of a Man?
Kobe Bryant
Innocent
J-Lo
The Booty
Jennifer Lopez
The Booty
Clay Aiken
Measure of a man
Pamela Anderson
Read the Book
Britney Spears
Toxic
Brook Burke
Model turned Actress
Severina Vuckovic
What Country?
Howard Stern
The Greatest!
Jenna Jameson
p_r_0_n Star!
Nichole Ritchie
Lionels future Gravy Train
The Olsen Twins
Mary Kate and Ashley
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Olsen Twins
Raven Simone
DDDisney
Napoleon Dynamite
Cult Classic
Elena Dementieva
Tennis Cutie
Gloria Trevi
All Dat Azz
Lauren Bacall
Hollywood's Greatest
Rodney Dangerfield
No Respect
Christopher Reeve
Up Up and Away to Heaven!
Tara Reid
Breast Stroke
George W. Bush
President Excellent
Bill Clinton
Cleetus
Dick Gephardt
DICK
Tom Daschle
Dasshole
John Kerry
Teresa Heinz's Bitch.
John Edwards
Ambulance Chaser
Nicole Lenz
Playboy Playmate
Richard Gere
Sensitive Male
Usher
Let it Burm
P. Diddy
Puff Daddy
Ron Artest
Charging the Palace
Ben Wallace
Big Afro
Stephen Jackson
Smacking them down
Sharon Reed
Naked News
Alicia Taylor
Not Sharon Reed
Nicolette Sheridan
Drop Towel
Salma Hayek
After Sunset
Oprah Winfrey
Billions and Billions
Stedman Graham
The Strategy
Reggie White
RIP
Janet Jackson
Both Breasts.
Beyonce
Nice Big Ass
Beyonce Booty
Beyonce Booty
Jessica Alba
Honey
Aishwarya Rai
Gorgeous!
Maya Rudolph
Live From New York!
Anna Kournikova
Cute little clam
Gabriela Sabatini
Tennis and Ta Ta pro
Serena Williams
Serve That Ass
Candice Michelle
You Go Daddy Girl!
Paris.Hiltons Phone Pictures
Click!
Lisa Underwood
Messing Around
Fred Durst
Let them argue!
Limp Bizkit
Fred Durst
Lisa Marcos
Yummy
Kimberly Elise
Nice
Tamara Taylor
Nice Crack
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Perry, Dodge, Spin!
Tyler Perry
Sparkle, Twinkle
Madea
Throw Madea from The Train!
Venus Williams
Venus is a hot planet
Abraham Lincoln
Slave Slayer
Tupac Shakur
RIP
50 Cent
Many Men
Green Day
The Band
Martha Stewart
Martha said Knock you out
BTK
Bind is not just DNS
Denise Richards
Fine as wine
Michael Jackson
King of Pop
Chyna
WWE
Shannon Hori
Shannon Hotti
Treasures Ass
Whoops
Sandra Oh
Oh Baby
Princess Dominique
Author, Writer, TV Star, Fan
Eyrkah Badu
You called Tyrone not me
Leah Furman
Editor Extrordinaire
Tamika Huston
RIP
Christopher Lamont Hampton
Pookie nem
LaToyia Figueroa
Pookie nem woman
Steven Poaches
Pookie did it.
Maria Arita
Arr-right!
Cheryll Swoopes
Bi Bi Cheryll!
Tookie Williams
Pookie Incarnate!
Husband on Strike
Go James Go!
Christopher Lowell
Its Fabulous! Aaaaaah!
Vadim Gluzman
The Stratti Dances and Sings!
Louis Langree
Tune Up!
Angela Bassett
Gorgeous
Debbi Morgan
Thug Love
Charles S. Dutton
Roc
Alex Haley
Kizzie-nem
Jeezy
Young Jeezy
Anucha Browne Sanders
Sexual Harassment
Chamillionaire
Ridin
Artie Lange
Peace brother.
Lisa Van Allen
A freak!
James Earl Jones
Leave that to me..
Lauren London
Fucking Hot!
Rihanna
Hot!
Chris Brown
"POP" music
Stefhen F.D. Bryan
My Hero!
Techno-Pimp
Future Outlook
Outlook Hack
Throw Your Voice
Throw your voice into the future
Group SMS
Send multiple text messages
Picture Spoof
She can see you? NOT!
Throw My Voice
Throw your voice into the future
Text Turndown
Send a SMS!
PPC-6700
Worlds Greatest Phone
Sports
Vjay Singh
I won with the poptart
Places
The Cheesecake Factory
Rolls Eyes while eating
Joe's Crab Shack
Stick A Fork In It!
Cafe Gecko
Plenty of Hotties
Atlanta
The Lost City
Bernardo Winery
Lets Get Smashed!
The OC
Orange County
Bath and Body Works
Avoid at all costs
Kemah
Boardwalk
Joes Boardwalk Beast
2600 Horsepower!
Turtle Creek
Well Slap Me Silly!
The DeathStar Residence
Its a space station
Freelons
Free food, free fights!
Macking
Stedman Strategy
Oprah, Oprah!
Magazines
Profile Magazine
Smack!
Psychology Today
Shrink Me
D Magazine
Magazine of Dallas
Women I Played With
Plummy
A trip to Oz is always a good trip
Country Rose
I got drunk!
Honey Love
Drop it like its hot..
Succotash
Suffering Suck-o-Tash
Attorney-T
I fought the law and the law one!
Naylene
Nubian Princess
Restaurants
French 75
Oui!
Cafe Merlot
Fine Wine
Magnolias Restaurant
Blah
Islands Restaurant
Phat Burger
Splashes Restaurant
Surf Sand & Splash