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Yesterday was uneventful. I had the usual
Posted: Monday, August 09, 2010 8 Hours 57 Minutes 30 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Yesterday was uneventful. I had the usual happy hour with Angry Walk a skinner North London and the rest of the gang when Angry Walks step dad decided to show up. Hes actually a nice guy. Anyway I started taking calls from Irish Spring and Dr Feelgood last night. Irish Spring is half-complaining that I didnt see her on the days when she was frustrated with her computer, house and other potpourri. I told her I figured she didnt want to be bothered. Dr Feelgood is in Nashville and starts her research there today. I talked to her last night about politics, global warming and other things people with advanced degrees seem to gravitate towards. I got interesting IM from Imelda Marcos though..
Her: (8:53:46 AM): did you just call me
Me: (8:54:07 AM): Nope, wasnt me
Her: (8:54:16 AM): ok
Her: (8:54:20 AM): how are you
Me: (8:54:44 AM): OK
Her: (8:55:09 AM): you still wanna get it on
Me: (8:57:23 AM): ?

Hmmmmm. Should I follow up on that or should I just leave it alone? I am leaning toward the latter. I also got a call from Succotash . I need to stall for more time.. I need to check but I think I have a date tonight. Well see..
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I felt like crap and I was in the middle
Posted: Tuesday, August 10, 2010 9 Hours 56 Minutes 34 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I felt like crap and I was in the middle of installing Microsoft Exchange Server 2003 so I didnt go out last night and, didnt go anywhere either. I talked to Irish Spring briefly and this other woman, Ill call her Norad Sunshine. (wow) Ya know, she might even be sane. Heaven forbid. As hard to believe as this may be, I actually had some positive feelings about this one from day one. I was afraid to mention her because I figured she would fizzle out before she even did something crazy. She just sent an e-mail talking about how nice it was to talk to me. I feel the same.
Here is an e-mail from Sunshine..
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From: (Norad Sunshine)
Sent: Thursday, July 10, 2003 10:08 AM
To: (Me)
Subject: RE: Good Morning.

(name deleted), you can have as much of my attention as you please, so that you can figure out #2

No, really I hear ya!

I seem to be intrigued with you just being yourself. It seem so much easier to get to know someone when they just seem to be real with themselves and around others.

You have my attention.

I went back to your website today. You are handsome. You have a bit of that strong tough exterior, I like that too. Im sure theres that strong gentle side to you as well. I can see it behind those beautiful eyes of yours.

Just so you know, I get a little, shall I say mushy sometimes.

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I also talked to Dr Feelgood this morning. I still kind of miss her. Why, I remember how I would make bachelorblog entries while working at her house. (eye roll). Anyway she is settling in Nashville. Cool. I still need a break this month from her anyway. I got some advice from a friend that I should take the month off from Dr Feelgood and when she gets back either try being really serious with her or dump her for good and mean it. Sounds like a good idea. However, Norad Sunshine could wreck all of this. No, seriously, she could wreck all of this. In other news: I also got an e-mail from Human Sacrifice. She wants to do some upgrades to her website. Yeah, suuuuuure she does.

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Here it comes..
Posted: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 4 Hours 47 Minutes 16 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Here it comes.. I get a text message from Irish Spring saying "We need to talk". I dont have time for this.
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7-11 Potpourri
Posted: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 3 Hours 4 Minutes 17 Seconds Post Meridian
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TIME it always seems to be about TIME. After receiving the message "we need to talk" this morning I sent a message asking her what was wrong and she replied that she needed to spend more TIME with me. I mentioned that she was busy with her new home etc.. and she simply said that she still needed to see me anyway. Whatever.
I got some more nice warm e-mails from Norad Sunshine this morning and a surprise call at about 1:30PM. Damn. Its time to check that out in detail. I think Ill arrange it. In other news, I got a call from Human Sacrifice. She wants to get together Sunday so she can make changes to her website. MmmmHmmm. I got some changes to make to that booty..
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I got a bonafied booty call. I got a text note at 1AM asking
Posted: Thursday, August 12, 2010 3 Hours 58 Minutes 58 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I got a bonafied booty call. I got a text note at 1AM asking me to go over Irish Springs place. So, I just woke up.. I am out the door. Luckily I have my new laptop so I can work..
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Today has been a relatively pleasant and, long assed day. I got
Posted: Thursday, August 12, 2010 9 Hours 43 Minutes 12 Seconds Post Meridian
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Today has been a relatively pleasant and, long assed day. I got here (Irish Springs place) at about 4AM. Adult Situations and Language ensued and, I went to sleep for about an hour or so while Irish Spring tossed and turned (while holding or laying on me) keeping me up. We went to see Pirates of the Caribbean. It was entertaining. I went with Irish Spring, her daughter, and a pencil necked geek (her "date"). Anyway we had a good time. It was family day for lack of a better term. Earlier this afternoon she (Irish Spring) said that she was getting not too keen on seeing that much of me, because she was afraid of getting hurt. I see a Dr Feelgood situation coming on. (sigh) By hook, or by crook I am getting the hell out of here tomorrow morning.
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Sunday morning I did escape.
Posted: Saturday, August 14, 2010 10 Hours 16 Minutes 50 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Sunday morning I did escape. I went home before 9AM after more Adult and Clinton Situations and Language with Irish Spring in an effort to keep me there. She is getting mushy.. I spent the rest of the day fixing network problems with my servers and finishing my Windows Server 2003 migration. I also had some spirited conversation with Norad Sunshine. What a cutie. I have decided to see whats up with her. She seems hell bent on getting into my life anyway so I may as well give her what she wants. Sounds like Witchcraft. I also talked to Toodie . She wants to meet me at Cool River for dinner. Id rather just have her for dinner. Dammit she is almost six foot tall, nicely proportioned and well, cute. I will oblige her little plot and meet her sometime this week.

This morning I got a call from Viva wanting to meet me for lunch. I wonder whats up with her. She has been calling/wanting to see me for some reason. Hopefully she just wants some? Thats all I got for her. Its been a while anyway.

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Used to be funny
Posted: Saturday, August 14, 2010 1 Hour 6 Minutes 9 Seconds Post Meridian
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Ya know, this used to be funny until we take a look at the asses of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Now it seems that white girls are getting asses like Jennifer Lopez. Sorry Shelly Duval and Calista Flockhart but it seems the Phat Azzez are in chic now.
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An attempt at getting Cue Tee
Posted: Saturday, August 14, 2010 2 Hours 30 Minutes 27 Seconds Post Meridian
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My latest attempt to get my hands on Cue Tee
It seems that no matter what I do, she just wont budge, yet she tells me what a nice guy I am. Part One:

Mister Bachelor: gmqt
Cue Tee: gm
Mister Bachelor: hu
Cue Tee: im okay
Mister Bachelor: Just ok
Cue Tee: yea just okay
Mister Bachelor: Whats up?
Cue Tee: nothing
Cue Tee: just working
Cue Tee: finishing school
Cue Tee: and trying to find a job
Mister Bachelor: IC. How is school?
Cue Tee: its coming
Mister Bachelor: How are the kiddies?
Cue Tee: good
Cue Tee: nick got hurt on saturday
Cue Tee: bruised his hand pretty good
Cue Tee: so hes wearing a splint for the next week or so
Mister Bachelor: Ouch.. Hell be allright?
Mister Bachelor: Mine are here, standing over my shoulder and meddling in my business..
Mister Bachelor: They need s splint over their mouths...
Mister Bachelor: So no dirty chat today..
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: I need a vacation
Cue Tee: me too
Mister Bachelor: When you want to leave?
Cue Tee: wish i could leave today
Cue Tee: right now
Mister Bachelor: I would buy tickets but I have a balls, chains, purses, teen-angst, tuition, and I thik one of them is beginning to PMS.
Cue Tee: thank you for the thought hon
Mister Bachelor: I always think of you qt
Cue Tee: to kind
Mister Bachelor: All I have to do now, is figure out what hair-brained scheme is necessary to get a qt like you to think about a loser like me..
Cue Tee: youre not loser
Mister Bachelor: Thanks...
Mister Bachelor: I am still looking for a hair-brained scheme
Mister Bachelor: That billboard near Castelton Square is $3800 for a month.
Mister Bachelor: Hmmmmm....
Cue Tee: what do you need a billboard for
Mister Bachelor: Hmmmmmmm....
Mister Bachelor: Looking for hair-braied schemes for less than five thousand bucks..
Cue Tee: to do what
Mister Bachelor: Imagine.. Your on 82nd.. You see a big white billboard that says "Hi QT" on it.
Mister Bachelor: Hmmmm. qt t-shirts, socks, sweaters, hair-care products..
Mister Bachelor: wait a second.. I am trying to find a wife, not get rich..
Cue Tee: ri ri
Mister Bachelor: However that whole qt t-shirt thing would sell in the teen market.
Mister Bachelor: My meddling-assed daughters agree
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: They think I should come and see you (and visit them afterward)
Mister Bachelor: Its amazing how their advocacy turned into nothing more than more satisifaction of their own selfish needs LOL..
Mister Bachelor: Their ride is here and they are finally out of the house.
Mister Bachelor: My oldest wanted to drive after she hit the house yesterday.
Cue Tee: smh@you
Cue Tee: yoou are so funny
Mister Bachelor: I told her she could park the car in the driveway which meant driving about 300 feet around the corner to the back of the house. And, she hit it. All I could do was laugh as my Q45 and my house were marked for destruction.
Mister Bachelor: I am doomed. Doomed I say!
Mister Bachelor: She is as blonde as Mary J Blige
Cue Tee: oh stop that
Mister Bachelor: You are as beautiful as Nefertiti
Cue Tee: ty
Mister Bachelor: So what do I have to do to play pin the kiss on the qt?
Cue Tee: haha
Cue Tee: thats a well kept secret
Mister Bachelor: Is it now...
Cue Tee: yep
Mister Bachelor: So how do I learn more?
Cue Tee: only time has those answers
Mister Bachelor: Hmmmm...
Cue Tee: hmmm?
Mister Bachelor: I got plenty of time.. Question is, do u?
Cue Tee: thats one thing i dont have a lot of
Cue Tee: at least not right now
Mister Bachelor: I can wait a lifetime for a lifetime..
Cue Tee: ummhmm
Mister Bachelor: Some things are worth watitng for and, I am a patient man.
Cue Tee: so you have said
Mister Bachelor: u dont think so?
Cue Tee: i do
Mister Bachelor: good... qtqt
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: I made you smile today.. My mission is accomplished.
Cue Tee: yea u did
Mister Bachelor: See, Im only 3/4 the jerk u thought I was.
Cue Tee: i never thought u were a jerk
Cue Tee: goodness
Mister Bachelor: Joke?
Cue Tee: huh?
Mister Bachelor: do you think I am a joke??
Mister Bachelor: instead of a jerk?
Cue Tee: neither
Mister Bachelor: sooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you think?
Cue Tee: i think you are very sweet man
Cue Tee: who is funny
Cue Tee: hard working
Cue Tee: loving father
Cue Tee: cant play a lick of pool
Cue Tee: but we wont hold that against you
Mister Bachelor: Hey wait a second...
Mister Bachelor: I read that!
Cue Tee: yea and
Mister Bachelor: It looks like I am going to have to teach you a lesson..
Cue Tee: what lesson is that
Mister Bachelor: See I was distracted by your beauty, especially when you were taking a shot. This time I will wear blinders and concentrate.
Cue Tee: ri ri
Mister Bachelor: I was also tired from my 12 hour flight from Dallas and haplessly drunk..
Cue Tee: ummhmm
Cue Tee: sounds like excuses
Mister Bachelor: Well, I did check you out when you took the shot.. LOL..
Mister Bachelor: Me make excuses? I was blinded by your beauty....
Cue Tee: ummhm
Cue Tee: yea yea
Mister Bachelor: Next time I will see you the day *after* I arrive, that way I will be fresh and ready to go.
Cue Tee: ri ri
Cue Tee: not that it will help
Mister Bachelor: Help you? No it wont..
Cue Tee: lol
Cue Tee: A good Woman is what you seek A good Black Woman is the term you gave to me You wish you had a woman like me to share your dreams Yet here I am alone
Cue Tee: okay ive started this thing
Cue Tee: now i dont know where to go with it
Mister Bachelor: You come to me like a child
Mister Bachelor: just a sec
Cue Tee: k
Mister Bachelor: You approach me like a child Four decades close to your mothers bosom You have nothing of your own Thinking life is only about how to get some You are still not quite grown So still I am alone
Cue Tee: ooh i like
Cue Tee: may i steal that

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Trying to get Cue Tee Part 2
Posted: Saturday, August 14, 2010 2 Hours 45 Minutes 16 Seconds Post Meridian
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Trying to get Cue Tee Part Two


Mister Bachelor: This is unrelated but I was on a roll
Mister Bachelor: Outside your door is a man A good man is the term you gave to me A sweet man A loving man A father You told me you wanted a man like me to share your dreams He reaches out to you every day You are all alone and all he can do is pray One day you will touch his hand You will wish no more as all your wishes granted Just like your biggest fan said the day he said you were a qt It will be you and me.
Cue Tee: awww
Mister Bachelor: One day you will see the seriousness behind the silly
Cue Tee: i know there is seriousness behind the silly
Cue Tee: but how can i be all that you need and deserve
Cue Tee: if im not sure
Cue Tee: that would not be fair to you
Cue Tee: and i respect you and like far to much to lead you on
Mister Bachelor: Not sure about what?
Cue Tee: anything and everything
Mister Bachelor: Have you ever asked me what I need?
Mister Bachelor: or wanted???
Cue Tee: only once
Mister Bachelor: Is what I said soooooooooooo far-fetched?
Cue Tee: no not all
Mister Bachelor: All I wanted was someone to provide for oh, some booty would be nice every now and then too..
Mister Bachelor: Seriously though I understand where you are coming from slightly...
Cue Tee: lol
Cue Tee: i got ya
Mister Bachelor: Sorry, if you marry me youll have to put out.
Cue Tee: lol
Cue Tee: thats only fair
Mister Bachelor: What I really want is a chance to screw up..
Cue Tee: how do you think you would screw up
Mister Bachelor: Men always find a way. Me, It will probably be my manufacturing a joke when I shouldnt have.
Cue Tee: ummm that maybe true
Cue Tee: but thats nothing serious
Cue Tee: might piss someone off
Cue Tee: but that would be it
Mister Bachelor: Hmmm my tendency to be a workaholic? Workahol is addictive
Cue Tee: yes
Cue Tee: but to have a nice home
Cue Tee: money in the bank
Cue Tee: cars to drive
Cue Tee: and to go shopping
Cue Tee: means working
Mister Bachelor: How bout my wanting to kiss you on the neck especially if your pissed at me.
Cue Tee: not a good thing
Cue Tee: let me kool off first
Mister Bachelor: My puttering around the house @ 3am
Mister Bachelor: Putting kids in headlocks
Mister Bachelor: ocaisionally saying curse-words when my programs dont work
Mister Bachelor: Watching The Man Show and Stripperella on TNN
Mister Bachelor: Waking you up when I cant sleep
Cue Tee: thats all fine
Mister Bachelor: Petty gambling, cursing and smoking cigars with my so-called friends until 2am
Mister Bachelor: Tracking oil and dirt in the house from working on my boat
Cue Tee: no problem
Cue Tee: keep it in the kitchen
Cue Tee: unless u cleaning it up
Mister Bachelor: Joking about everything.
Mister Bachelor: laptops on vacation
Mister Bachelor: wanting a lap dance for extra money for groceries..
Cue Tee: lol
Cue Tee: it wont be for groceries
Cue Tee: believe me
Mister Bachelor: LMAO
Mister Bachelor: Your making this hard.
Cue Tee: how so
Cue Tee: u know i like to shop
Mister Bachelor: No, I am talking about my flaws..
Mister Bachelor: Time to break out the heavy artilliary
Mister Bachelor: I am conservative
Mister Bachelor: I am a republican
Mister Bachelor: I am arrogant
Mister Bachelor: I make hickies sometimes during sex
Cue Tee: no hickies
Cue Tee: a conservative
Cue Tee: oh hellllllllllllllllll naw
Mister Bachelor: LOL!
Mister Bachelor: But I thought that Democrats were the most tolerant of anyones views of anyone who has ever lived on this earth, ever..
Mister Bachelor: So surely your not being intolerant are you?
Mister Bachelor: Just messing with you..
Cue Tee: yea whateva
Mister Bachelor: Well thats the best I can do 2 make you dislike me.
Mister Bachelor: I am spent.
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: Now whats your excuse,... Try him free for 90 days and if its not the best thing you ever slept on, return it to Dallas postage paid. Wait a second, thats a select comfort mattress..
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: A free bonus with every table dance!
Cue Tee: amd what type of bonus is that
Mister Bachelor: Its a suprise!
Mister Bachelor: A big one..
Mister Bachelor: A suprise as big as Texas
Cue Tee: is that so
Mister Bachelor: Yep.. (texas slang for Yes)
Cue Tee: k
Mister Bachelor: What can a feller do to rope me a qt like u
Mister Bachelor: I cant get along little qt
Mister Bachelor: I caint even get one thats small
Mister Bachelor: I cant get a long little qt
Mister Bachelor: I cant even get one at all...
Mister Bachelor: What can a feller do to rope me a qt like u
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: Lets see,
Mister Bachelor: I need one trojan horse
Mister Bachelor: some rope
Mister Bachelor: a radio transmitter
Mister Bachelor: and some lawn chairs
Mister Bachelor: wireless internet access via cellular networks is a plus
Cue Tee: huh
Cue Tee: for what
Mister Bachelor: Well, if your going to lay seige until someone gives in (or a chance) youll need some basic military tools, strategy and a lot of time. The wireless internet access is for surfing the web. The horse, well, thats a big joke to distract you while others scale the walls.
Mister Bachelor: The lawn chairs, well, I need a place to sit right?
Cue Tee: lol
Cue Tee: ri ri
Mister Bachelor: I found a Trojan horse on ebay. They want $1200 for it. Its supposed to hold 2 people.
Mister Bachelor: Lawn chairs, got it
Cue Tee: lol
Mister Bachelor: Wireless, covered
Mister Bachelor: radio transmitter.. I need to go to the truckers shop to get a VHF transmitter..
Cue Tee: of course u do
Mister Bachelor: Id hook it up to my car but my daughter already ran it into my house.
Mister Bachelor: Horse on its way..
Mister Bachelor: Love that buy it now thing on Ebay
Mister Bachelor: Yep, ready to go!
Cue Tee: all together now
Mister Bachelor: Yep, ready... If you see a Q45 with a big antenna, horse on the roof, a few bricks on the hood and me surfing with my laptop, its no big deal. Just ignore me..
Mister Bachelor: Youll have to call the police sooner or later. Thats when Ill deliver my message..
Cue Tee: and what message is that
Cue Tee: and since when do you own a Q45
Cue Tee: mr dont like car payments
Mister Bachelor: Ive had one since 1998 and, it is paid for.
Cue Tee: gotcha
Mister Bachelor:(deleted) go to the bottom of this page to see the back of my house, the antenna I am bringing to yours the q45 and the big gash in the side of the house.. Well, not really.
Cue Tee: got it
Cue Tee: okay hon
Cue Tee: im off to class
Cue Tee: have a good evening
Mister Bachelor: be good qt

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Yesterday was cool. I went to happy hour and Angry Walk wore
Posted: Saturday, August 14, 2010 11 Hours 12 Minutes 20 Seconds Post Meridian
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Yesterday was cool. I went to happy hour and Angry Walk wore my favorite pants yesterday. That booty was nice. North London, I think, is losing weight also. Hilarity ensued as I looked at pictures of her back in the 80s. I think everyone looked bad in the 80s. The mullets her friends had in the picture were well, amazing. I left and went to Irish Springs place. Thanks to the miracle of wireless internet access in Irish Springs house I get to make my first remote bachelorblog entry from here. As I type her daughter is pirating MP3"s Irish Spring is in the shower and me, well I am sitting on the bed with my Inspiron laptop typing this. To make a long story short, I went looking for a free meal and, have to put out. Damn. Wheres the Doctor when I need her. In other news, things are looking great with Norad Sunshine. Details at 11.
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So I get up at 6AM this morning to Clinton Situations and Language,
Posted: Sunday, August 15, 2010 9 Hours 32 Minutes 17 Seconds Ante Meridian
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So I get up at 6AM this morning to Clinton Situations and Language, leading to Adult Situations and Language. I am tired. I didnt sleep that much last night with Irish Spring tossing and turning again. I can tell her demeanor is changing now. I dont want to see her the rest of the week. Its time for her to cool off. Its also time for me to concentrate on a few other things myself.
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One of the things that I dont like when I see other peoples blogs
Posted: Sunday, August 15, 2010 44 Minutes 52 Seconds Post Meridian
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One of the things that I dont like when I see other peoples blogs is that when I go back into the past, I want to read things in chronological order. So bachelorblog now displays things in reverse order like every other blog when you enter it or, select "last seven days" on the navigation section. When you select blog entries in the past, it will display them in chronological order. Tell me what you think.
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Last night at the Angry Hour (happy hour) North London decided
Posted: Monday, August 16, 2010 10 Hours 52 Minutes 43 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Last night at the Angry Hour (happy hour) North London decided to bring ummmmm Valet Park Boy to our spot. What is she thinking? I am going to A. Deliver her PC to her and B. Talk to her, seriously about this. I keep getting calls from Viva wanting to see me for lunch. Today I have decided to indulge her and see whats really going on with her. I wonder what she wants?? In other news, I got suckerd last night into going to see Irish Spring. She calls to tell me she is having trouble moving her new comptuer desk. Hell I had trouble moving her computer desk and cut my foot in the process. Well, she decided to doctor on it and a few other places that didnt hurt the Clinton way and then.. Last night, I got calls from Dr Feelgood and from Norad Sunshine. Every day goes by I want in her life more and more.
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Cancelled??
Posted: Monday, August 16, 2010 16 Minutes 49 Seconds Post Meridian
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So now Viva calls and cancels lunch. Whatever. I am headed to the cafeteria.
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Cheat codes
Posted: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 10 Hours 52 Minutes 25 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Cheat codes in hand I played Grand Theft Auto: Vice City yesterday. Its a lot of fun: Girls to mess with cars to jack. I even jacked a bus yesterday. It was cool. I enabled the cheat code to make the protaganist in the game a chick magnet. Women swarmed around me. Too bad real life is not like that. Anyway I was experimenting with the cheat codes and went on a murder spree killing about a dozen people, including the paramedics, and killed a few cops (a black rappers fantasy) before I got whacked in a shootout with Vice City police.

Afterward I talked to Dr Feelgood. I still kind of miss her but, its time for me to move on. I still wont make a move to get back with her and making her think I will isnt fixing her life or mine. Whatever.

I also talked to Norad Sunshine last night. She is just amazing. Good conversation and so pretty. I had better stop before I slip and fall.

Got a surprise call from Neenoman last night. All settled into her apartment she is doing ok for herself now with her new nursing job. Her kids are with her now. She is still a very cute girl. I cant deal with that idontneenoman attitude though. My question is: if you dont neenoman why are you calling one? Her girlfriends from the army (she was in the same unit as my ex-wife) may eat her better than I ever could.

I also got a call from Teachers Pet yesterday. As usual she is still pretty, still slightly overweight and still bubbly. I really like her though. I should have messed with her more when I was busy with News740 but I was blinded by the booty. You know in retrospect, she could have used some Botox. She worked for a plastic surgeon in Houston. He could have hooked her up. (yep, thats who she is, really). She wants to see me the next time I am in town. I want to see her too.

You have got to see this site: click here to see Hunting for Bambi is a site/service that allows you to hunt naked women and shoot them with paintballs. They even have some of them mounted. Five thousand bucks and you can bag your own Bambi! Sweet!

I got invited to Little Mommies birthday party today. I think I might go and see if there are any more cute Puerto Rican girls there. I love it when she says Hey Papi in my ear. Damn!

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Yesterdays e-mail volleyball with Norad Sunshine
Posted: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10 Hours 12 Minutes 55 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Yesterdays e-mail volleyball with Norad Sunshine was very interesting. When we got on to the subject of sex, she revealed that basically nothing was off the table and she had tried a chick or two as well. According to her, she also tried a three way. She said that all this could be game with someone she felt she could be open with.  So, where are we at?

Norad Sunshine is:
* Pretty
* Sensual
* Smart (degreed)
* Family oriented
* Loves frequent sex
* Tried 3 Ways
* Tried Chicks

Ok then. Where do I sign up?
Last night I did some more Vice City. What a cool game.
I cleaned up the house, and went to sleep at about 10. I talked to Succotash . She wants to know if we are going anywhere. Youve got to be kidding. I know what she can do though, so does Clinton.
This morning however was interesting. I saw an attractive (albeit a tad middle-aged figured) Indian woman working at one of my clients. She is pretty and, always smells so good. I just want to grab her hair and smell it. LOL. There are also a couple of hot Chinese girls here too. They havent been here long enough to speak good English.
Later on, today Angry Walk is having her going - away party from her (now) old job with her (almost) defunct company. Luckily her cute little booty will still be available for review at happy hour.

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Some people just dont quit I guess. In an
Posted: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1 Hour 55 Minutes 40 Seconds Post Meridian
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Some people just dont quit I guess. In an e-mail volley with Diana Noross she decided to make her move (again). As you know, she is a very nice person but is flaky. You ask her out, she says yes and she never calls or is unavailable. Well, I got tired of it and politely told her to leave dating me be. I told her when she finds a man that she can treat as well as she would treat her girlfriends that man would be blessed indeed, (hed probably get to eat there too but I dont know that for sure) and a happy man. In todays volley, she decided to inquire as to why I am not seriously pursuing any of the women Ive already told her about, to keep her at bay. Ill remove the message headers...

I wrote:
Well tonight <insert Angry Walks name here> is having her going away party at Vernon"s. Today is her last day @ Greyhound. Saturday I don't have any plans but am taking offers… Sunday I am barbecuing at <insert Irish Springs Name here>"s for a little get together she is having @ her new house in Lewisville..

Diana Noross wrote:
<insert Irish Springs Name here> and Sandra have you locked up all the time. How do you manage with 2 women?

I wrote:
Sandra is a good friend of mine I have happy hour with. She has a man of her own. I have known her for five years. A group of about six of us regularly get together @ Vernon"s in Addison after work.

As for <insert Irish Springs Name here>, she does not have any lock on me. I see her when I want to.

Diana Noross Wrote:
WOW!! Do you have it like that with <insert Irish Springs Name here>?

I wrote:
No I don't have it like that with her, however, she is not my woman and, that"s the way it is. I like <insert Irish Springs Name here> but there is no future there and I won't lead her on. That"s why I let <insert Dr Feelgoods name here> go because she told me she loved me.

Diana Noross Wrote:
Then what are you looking for? Do you want to be in love?

I wrote:
I do want to be in love, that"s the irony isnt it? You treat people right, and you get love in return. The problem is I haven't found love myself. With <insert Dr Feelgoods name here> I didn't pull back soon enough as I did with <insert Irish Springs Name here> so that she knows where my head is. I won't lead anyone on. It"s not right.

I want a woman who is stable, attractive and reliable. No rocket science there. The first problem is finding it. The second, and more prevalent problem is finding one without drama. I have sent more than a few back to their ex-boyfriends. One time I went through the caller ID and called her man from her house and told him to stop by and patch things up. He did and instead of getting violent, he thanked me. She was pissed though. In any case I was out of it. LOL!

Diana Noross Wrote:
hmmm. Thats interesting. is <insert Dr Feelgoods name here> or <insert Irish Springs Name here> not all of that?

I wrote:
They are but, <insert Irish Springs Name here> is too old looking and wont hold up much longer per-se. <insert Dr Feelgoods name here> is well, too conservative and boring. She has no wild side necessary to hold my attention. Both will make great wives, to someone else.

Diana Noross wrote:
What about <insert Diana Norosss name here>?

I wrote:
When <insert Diana Norosss name here> finds a man that is worthy of her attention and courtesy and one she can treat as good as she treats her girlfriends that man will be truly blessed. I know he will.

Diana Noross wrote:
<insert My name here>, you said you had no plans for Saturday. Lets get together and do dinner. I want to talk face to face. My kids are gone for the weekend so I dont have to worry about that. What do you say?

I wrote:
I say I dont want to be disappointed. If I was a woman I know I would hear from you if you couldnt make it.

So there you have it. I am going to tell her that I do not intend to be stood up or disappointed, that she would never do that to a girlfriend and since I am a man, I am SOL.. LMAO..
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More Dana Ross Volley... She really wants
Posted: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 3 Hours 40 Minutes 58 Seconds Post Meridian
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More Dana Ross Volley.. She really wants to go out with me. Why I dont know. I detect low self-esteem? What do you think? This is continued from the last entry..

She Wrote
>insert My Name here<, you said you had no plans for Saturday. Lets get together and do dinner. I want to talk face to face. My kids are gone for the weekend so I dont have to worry about that. What do you say?

I Wrote
I say I don't want to be disappointed. If I was a woman I know I would hear from you if you couldn't make it.

She Wrote
I wont disappoint you. I just want to talk over dinner

I Wrote
I wish I could believe that but I realize that I am not at the level of friendship your girlfriends are at with you to expect and rely on your courtesy.

I just don't know. I really don't want to make plans only to find myself waiting for a call that never comes.

She Wrote
Well, well just play by ear if thats how you want to call it. Call me tomorrow and well go from there.

I Wrote
Fair enough. If nothing else is going on I"ll call you tomorrow afternoon.

She Wrote
Great.

So I guess I have a backup if nobody else wants to go out with me tomorrow. I am not going to see Irish Spring as I will be with her Sunday.

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I went to happy hour last night. Angry Walks
Posted: Thursday, August 19, 2010 10 Hours 14 Minutes 43 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I went to happy hour last night. Angry Walks going away party was nice with a few nice looking women there. Afterward I talked to Dr Feelgood and went home and passed out. I was so tired. Originally Irish Spring was going to be there with me. She had Satellite installation and she had to work late. Well, I was there until about 10 PM why didnt she come out anyway? Who the hell knows. Anyway I got this email when I woke up at about 4AM.

From: (Irish Springs Name) [email address deleted]
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 10:45 PM
To: (Me)
Subject: Alone...again

Why do I find myself bored and lonely on a Friday night....Having a glass of wine wishing I had someone to call my own

Ive had the house to myself since noon today. My daughter wont be home until tomorrow night and I had to work until 8pm. Something isnt right with this picture...hmmm

-Irish Spring

Ut oh, somebody is pissed? In any case I am not trying to hear it. I have a lunch date to try to set up and I really want to get together with Toodie this evening. If she cant come out to play then perhaps Ill call Diana Noross?
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I went to lunch with RoundTheWay girl today. RoundTheWay is moderately
Posted: Thursday, August 19, 2010 5 Hours 39 Minutes 12 Seconds Post Meridian
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I went to lunch with RoundTheWay girl today. RoundTheWay is moderately attractive with a great body for anyone regardless of age let alone someone who is 40. What an ass. She showed up wearing a pair of shorts, a tight top with no bra and tastefully cropped hair. I got the feeling that while she has a professional job she lives in the hood on the north east side. Basically if she is not inclined to give it up, I am leaving it alone. I would like to hit it though. Anyway I also talked to Toodie . I want to have dinner with her and take an opportunity to hold all that tall beautiful woman.
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Wonderful, thats about the only description
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 5 Hours 58 Minutes 42 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Wonderful, thats about the only description of the evening I had with Toodie on Saturday. We went to Pappadeaux and ate and talked and hung out followed by my getting a chance to hold all that woman during a short session of Teenaged Situations and Language, on.. Wow. With heels on she is as tall as I am. Amazing. I want to see her again.
Sunday however, I have spent at Irish Springs. Her friend and his moderately hot Indonesian wife and baby. About three years ago I was involved to a Korean woman. I should have never let her go. Oh well. Anyway she (Irish Spring) has been hanging all over me today so I have not been able to answer the pile of e-mail I got today nor any bachelorblog entries today. I got a nice e-mail from Toodie ..

From: <Toodie >
Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2003 9:26 PM
To: <Me>
Subject: Re: Hello
You are on my mind today..  and I appreciate the dinner on yesterday and the hugs in the parking lot..  you are such a sweet man and I pray that God will continue to bless you in every way!  I thank you for the good food and great conversation, you are such a wonderful friend to me and  I thank you for the kindness you have shown me.   

That was nice of her. Well its 6AM Monday morning. With Irish Spring still asleep I managed to peel her off of me long enough to finish this entry. So, I am off to work.

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So it looks like love from Honey Love! Mmmmm...
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 10 Hours 44 Minutes 27 Seconds Ante Meridian
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So it looks like love from Honey Love! Mmmmm.. Honey.. Anyway my favorite volatile woman sent me a sweet little e-mail. We had been sending some mail back and forth on some other subjects when it (the subject) got back to us and what happened earlier this year.

From: (Honey Love)
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 9:30 AM
To: (Me)
Subject: RE: Hey

I think we both left each other with no choice. Yes I do love you.
He and his
(Deleted stuff having nothing to do with me)
he didnt even tell me......(smile) LOL


Does it explain why she tripped the way she did? Yes it does now doesent it? LOL!
 
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Diana Ross just sent another request to see me this evening even
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 10 Hours 56 Minutes 0 Ante Meridian
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Diana Noross just sent another request to see me this evening even after I told her about my nice date with Toodie Satuday. I am going to invite her to my house, that way if she doesnt show up its cool and if she does, I get lucky. Whatever..
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I got feedback from RoundTheWayGirl today she does want to see
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 2 Hours 41 Minutes 40 Seconds Post Meridian
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I got feedback from RoundTheWayGirl today she does want to see me again. I want to see that nice round booty of hers again as well.
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Here we go again. Irish spring is not happy with whats going
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 3 Hours 44 Minutes 5 Seconds Post Meridian
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Here we go again. Irish spring is not happy with whats going on right now. So, I am ready to cut and run if she decides to act the fool this afternoon. I got a text message saying she is not happy with my actions. (Whatever)
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DROPPED!
Posted: Saturday, August 21, 2010 7 Hours 12 Minutes 21 Seconds Post Meridian
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DROPPED! Irish Spring decided to let me go today.

Here is her ultimatum laced e-mail.

From: (Irish Spring)
To: (Me)
Subject: Things on my mind

Hi (my name),

Hope all is well and you rested good.

Ive had a couple of things on my mind the last day or so.

I was getting ready to bring them up when I spoke to you this evening but you said you were falling asleep and would talk to me tomorrow. So I thought I would drop you a note.

Ive noticed that you are updated and current on match.com. This tells me that you are still seeking...there is nothing wrong with that. I know our thing is new and I am not going to assume we are exclusive because of our intimacy.

Im comfortable being with you and Im hoping to spend more time with you..get to know you better. But..I dont want to put the energy and time into a man who is seeing me until he finds someone else or..is looking for "something to hit" for now. You might be the type of man who likes variety. Whatever the case may be I think its fair that I know.

Maybe Im bringing this up too soon or maybe I shouldnt bring it up at all.

But do you understand what Im saying?

Think about it and let me know your thoughts

Take care,
-(Irish Spring)

Here is my response

From: (Me)
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 4:43 PM
To: (Irish Spring)
Subject: RE: Things on my mind

If you are talking about my not responding to this e-mail in particular I asked you Saturday what was up with the e-mail on your pager. You responded by saying you felt down. Friday.

Let me be very succinct about this.

We never discussed exclusivity in our relationship. I told you I cared about you and that I was interested and it seems I end up spending all of my time with you. I was where I wanted to be. I am not going to spend that kind of time with someone just for the hell of it.

As for the using thing, that goes both ways. I never ask you about what you do when you are away from me or don't answer pages nor have I said anything to that effect.

Now that"s where I am at. If you feel I have treated you that badly then you need to do what you think is best for you. I am not going to argue nor protest.

In the past I have quickly stopped and settled only to be disappointed deceived and worse. I do not jump into an exclusive relationship so quickly anymore and will not until I am absolutely sure this is the right thing to do, nor do I want to fall in love again only to be burnt.
In any situation we end up where and with the people we want to be with.
I don't question anything you do when I am not around, nor did I question who “this person” was who helped you with your computer because he responded to your page before I did. Its none of my business (I still don't want/need to know so don't tell me I am not interested). But if I could have brought it up.
I told you before how tired I am of dating but I also know what happens when you make a decision too soon and without thinking about it.

Dropped again! Well, Irish Spring has decided to drop me. Before I even got a chance to answer the question. she dropped me.

From: (Irish Spring)
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 5:21 PM
To: The Bachelor
Subject: Re: Things on my mind

Your past experiences have nothing to do with me and whats going on with us right now

You think your the only one who has been disappointed deceived or worse? Im tired of the dating seen also. And..Im not trying to get used in the process of finding someone to love. Been there and didnt like it.

You asked me when we met if I was ready to give of myself or was this "-Irish Spring-a time". I gave you my answer. Well...Its obvious that this is "Bachelor time". Your still hung up on the past.

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Irish Spring out
Posted: Sunday, August 22, 2010 9 Hours 21 Minutes 0 Ante Meridian
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With Irish Spring out of the way I concentrated on Norad Sunshine. She is a wonderful woman. I have just got to get in to her. Yeah, her mind too OK? I talked to her until about midnight after which I talked to Dr Feelgood. I have got to figure out what I am supposed to do with her. Roundthewaygirl said she would like to get together this week as well. At 3AM I got a nice e-mail from Ilia. She is in Germany now. I would have liked to have gotten to know her better in person. But hey, I was only looking to Tift her anyway. She was too young. I also got an e-mail from The Charmed . As you know, The Charmed is full of ex, and babydaddy drama and, thats why she dropped off the radar screen for the last month or so. Whatever. I just realized, I dont have a regular piece of ass anymore. I am going to have to fix that. Where is Viva? Well, I decided to see if she was still available to bend over. I decided to sacrifice my Pirates of the Caribbean t-shirt I got with Irish Spring a few weeks ago:

I wrote:
Hey,
     I have a t-shirt for you.. Would you like to model
it?


She Wrote:
From: (Viva)
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 11:41 AM
To: (Me)
Subject: Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

How sweet of you to assist me in replenishing my
t-shirt collection. Modeling..


That sounds like a yes, but it also means I am going to have to feed her lunch sometime this week too. I also talked to Succotash last night, she wants to get together sometime soon and asked me if I thought she was girlfriend material. Well, the answer is no, but the Clinton Situations and language I experience with her is second to none. Ill find out if she is bi today. If she is, then I can call Bi Bye and I end up with my 3. Cool!

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Well, the drought might be over. Viva called and wants to have
Posted: Sunday, August 22, 2010 10 Hours 55 Minutes 22 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Well, the drought might be over. Viva called and wants to have lunch. We"ll see about desert.
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My drought may be over for real. I got an e-mail from Honey Love,
Posted: Sunday, August 22, 2010 10 Hours 55 Minutes 47 Seconds Ante Meridian
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My drought may be over for real. I got an e-mail from Honey Love, perhaps I get to dip into the honey pot again? MMmmmmm..
From: (Honey Love)
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 9:57 AM
To: (Me)
Subject: RE: Hey

Have you had your boat out yet? I need a moment to relax. I am home alone
Thursday - Saturday the kids are going to Michigan with my sister.


Perhaps its time for a little Hunny this weekend…
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What I want for my birthday
Posted: Sunday, August 22, 2010 2 Hours 7 Minutes 39 Seconds Post Meridian
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I had lunch to day with Viva. I told her what I wanted for my birthday, and made it a separate issue from the whole t-shirt thing. That takes care of that. Hopefully I"ll be inside that inside of next week. I also got a picture in the mail of Kobe Bryant"s illeged victim (personally I dont think he raped her) and frankly, his wife looks better than she does. If your going to cheat, it should be with someone who looks better than your wife does. Unless its a hooker who will do whatever you need to for a nominal fee. Didnt Michael Jordan teach him anything?
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We had a power failure in my neighborhood and the server passed
Posted: Monday, August 23, 2010 10 Hours 11 Minutes 48 Seconds Ante Meridian
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We had a power failure in my neighborhood and the server passed out. I forgot to restart the webserver virtual machine but started the rest of the VM"s. That was stupid. So I talked to Norad Sunshine last night. I passed out. I was so tired. I woke up at 4AM this morning and well, time for more coffee..
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Yesterday was rather uneventful. I cleaned up the house and talked
Posted: Tuesday, August 24, 2010 11 Hours 35 Minutes 45 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Yesterday was rather uneventful. I cleaned up the house and talked to a few new prospects on the phone. I also sent an e-mail to Irish Spring asking for my chair back. I had taken a folding chair to her house on July 4. Unfortunately I never got it back. Dammit!
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T-Shirt to follow?
Posted: Tuesday, August 24, 2010 1 Hour 19 Minutes 3 Seconds Post Meridian
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So I talked to Viva this morning and it looks like she wants to get together this evening so she can get her T-Shirt. Yeah I look foreword to that.
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I have Honey Love lined up as a backup date for Saturday. Mmmmmm
Posted: Tuesday, August 24, 2010 1 Hour 20 Minutes 16 Seconds Post Meridian
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I have Honey Love lined up as a backup date for Saturday. Mmmmmm a taste of honey..
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What about Kobe Bryants Privacy?
Posted: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 0 Ante Meridian
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What about Kobe Bryant"s Privacy

Kobe Bryant has been accused of raping Katelyn Kristine Faber. Before you bludgeon me with what its done to her, take a look at what its done to him. His reputation is forever tainted, womens groups no doubt will protest and boycott anything he pitches. And nobody knows if he is innocent or guilty. Tom Leykis identified his accuser on the radio. I think he should have. A man, accused of rape (but not convicted) faces scrutiny with the same ferocity that women do, albeit different scrutiny. Both will have their sexual dirty laundry aired in court. You should either reveal both names or none at all. So, to be fair.
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Out by 10:30pm
Posted: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7 Hours 48 Minutes 56 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Ok, so, in and out of Viva's place, I even got home at about 10:30 or so to talk to Norad Sunshine until 1:30AM.
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So, after doing some e-mail volleys with Honey Love I got a date
Posted: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 3 Hours 4 Minutes 27 Seconds Post Meridian
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So, after doing some e-mail volleys with Honey Love I got a date for tomorrow"s swim party at my friend Jons house. I cant wait to handle and spank that big booty in the pool and, see if his wife wants to fondle it as well.
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I sent an e-mail to Angry Walk
Posted: Wednesday, August 25, 2010 3 Hours 19 Minutes 51 Seconds Post Meridian
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I sent an e-mail to Angry Walk today to see if we were doing Angry (Happy) Hour today. Heres her response..

ME: Are we drinking today?
Angry Walk: I havent gotten my vacation check yet, and I feel bad that yall have to buy my beer all the time.
ME: Now you know your Ebony Prince does not need your *money* all you have to do is wear your hair down and smile

I forgot to tell her that if she wears tight pants she can leave her hair up..

It looks like I have a date tonight. I need to call to verify but I might check out an old friend. For now Ill call her Jaw-bone. She is relatively attractive but when I visited her in 2001, she was a little bit too big. She says she lost 20 so its worth a look.


 

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Jaw-Bone Friday
Posted: Saturday, August 28, 2010 8 Hours 20 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Friday I went out with Jaw-Bone actually the evening was relatively pleasant. She showed up in a very nice blue dress with lots of flowing fabric that still could not tame that booty of hers. We did some Happy Hour and then on to Fridays (walking distance) for dinner and some Trivia. Nice Time. I dont see it repeating anytime soon. Ill send a note saying I had a good time.
Saturday I went to my friends wifes birthday party. I was going to take Honey Love. I picked her up around four and while I was at the beer store, I rolled over a plastic bag. Well, it started smoking and the fumes made her sick so I took her home. Anyway it was a swinging good time with naked women, lesbian photo-shoots and finally around 10:30 it was time for swinging and swapping. You never know your friends are swingers until they invite you to participate (which I didnt) Whatever. I got my dick grabbed anyway. It cracks me up when white girls who have never seen a black mans penis in real life before are fascinated by it. I bailed at about 11 as I didn't want to get involved with that and talked to Norad Sunshine until I fell asleep at 1am.
Sunday  Norad Sunshine finally relented and has decided that we can move forward in our relationship. This one could be a keeper. I just dont know.
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Off to Denver
Posted: Saturday, August 28, 2010 2 Hours 38 Minutes 37 Seconds Post Meridian
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I am heading to Denver for a little r+r with Norad Sunshine this weekend. Its been a long time since I looked forward to something other than some booty from a woman and/or conquest. This also means that I wont be partying with my friends from the gee-hound and Angry Walks father for whom I invited to come with us. I had planned to toast the wedding that wont happen well not until her son is 18 anyway. I think the odds of my marrying Angry Walk are higher LOL! I personally only have six years to wait until my youngest is 18. (yea!) I will then be free of my ex wife forever. Seriously though, Ill make my run at Norad Sunshine. If nothing comes of this, I am switching to life_of_riley_mode and being a playah forever.
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Last night I talked to Dr Feelgood, much ado about nothing there.
Posted: Sunday, August 29, 2010 8 Hours 20 Minutes 15 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Last night I talked to Dr Feelgood, much ado about nothing there. I also talked to Norad Sunshine who suprised me with some very nice pictures of her, one of which was in some lingere. Nice. I cant wait until this weekend.
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Yesterday I didnt hear from Angry
Posted: Monday, August 30, 2010 10 Hours 3 Minutes 58 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Yesterday I didnt hear from Angry Walk in time, so I went home instead of happy hour. Norad Sunshine did the same and in doing so, got a little wasted and called needing a little help taking her thong off. Well...

This morning, she sent an e-mail saying she doesnt remember much of last night. Cool.

I also got a pleasant e-mail from Roundthewaygirl. She wants to get together for lunch. I kind of like her. She is refined, yet still has enough attitude to make it interesting. That perfectly shaped booty of hers helps a lot too.

Norad Sunshine has renewed my faith that marriage and monogamy are still good things and can be with a woman (and a black one at that). She is so far, everything I want in a woman. Ill wait around though and wait for the other shoe to drop.

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Playing games: Diana Ross
Posted: Monday, August 30, 2010 2 Hours 18 Minutes 19 Seconds Post Meridian
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Playing games: Diana Noross asked me out again last week. I told her that I felt it was not a good idea.

But I went along with it anyway and made a date with Toodie because I knew she was not serious.

For those keeping up with this, she has asked me out again and again, only to not call, not go or something is always coming up. Last Wednesday, we were supposed to get together after she got off work. I on the other hand made a date with Toodie because I knew she was not serious. Of course she didnt call and this time, drama was to blame. She even said she would spend the night because I live so close to where she works. Yeah right. LOL.

Ill keep the e-mail headers out of this for the sake of brevity...

Bachelor: How was your weekend?
Diana Noross: Crazy.what about yours?
Bachelor: I had a decent weekend. Friday I went to Happy Hour with some friends from a former client of mine and hung out with another friend I ran into Friday night. Saturday I went to a pool party. It was a lot of fun and things didn't get too much out of hand as about half the people there were nude… LOL.. Sunday I worked around the house. I have quite a bit to do this week… I didn't travel this week, though I will be going to Denver this weekend.

So I haaaaave to ask… What happened Wednesday, its true I ignored you and went out with (Toodie ) anyway but I am curious as to what the excuse was LOL!
Diana Noross: No.that man showed up..
Bachelor:
What man??
Diana Noross: the one whos trying to lock me down.he just popped up and I had no out.I did advise him to NEVER show up unannounced again..
Bachelor: Wow
! Someone, actually has earned your courtesy!

That"s cool! Congratulations.

You never told me about him, is that why you stood me up so many times? LOL!

Anyway it"s a good thing you have someone in your life that cares for you so much, though I would advise you to treat him as well as you treat your girlfriends…

As a side note, I would also advise you not to ask to see me in person again. I am guilty of making a date with Kim Wednesday (I had made that date with Kim on Monday) but it is only because I knew you weren't coming by (I think you did too) anyway so, lets stop the games, at least, stop them with me anyway. For whatever reason, I can't get treated like your girlfriends or the man who gets to stop by as he pleases. I think you have too many things going on in your life and too much drama. Who in his right mind needs that?? I certainly don't. And if I had that sort of thing going on in my life, you wouldn't want to be around me anyway right? LOLOLOL.
Diana Noross: Thats really not the case. Hes trying but Im not interested...NO DRAMA!!! I think U (went) a little too far with that one.. He doesnt stop by whenever he wants. please read & evaluate what I said in my previous email..
Bachelor: Check this out, if someone who is interested in me stops by my home unannounced, I tell them to leave. If they don't I call the police and have them removed from the property, its that simple. If he wasn't important, you would have put him out. If I was important or, if courtesy towards me was important you would have called me and said, ”my man (one of my men, or what have you) is here I can't come out and play…”. I would have done that for you. Your previous e-mail said you had no out. If there wasn't going to be drama if you put him out because you had plans for the evening, you would have.

As you know a man I don't get away with stuff like that. I would be called a dog, game-playah or whatever. Your girlfriends no doubt wouldn't deal with a situation like that either.

No harm done, I had plans anyway but, once again, you"ve proven my point.


(No reply to this e-mail)
Well I think thats the final chastisement. LOL. She has some real issues.


 

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Yesterday was uneventful. I did happy hour with Angry Walk and
Posted: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 10 Hours 59 Minutes 52 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Yesterday was uneventful. I did happy hour with Angry Walk and North London and went home. I talked to some new recruits and took a drive to a local (well, not so local) bar where I got approached by a hooker. Well, I opted not to fall into that trap, not only do I not use hookers, but I saw a couple of vans parked down the street meaning it was a police sting operation. I told the hooker that I dont eat pork and that if she didnt leave me alone I would tell the owner what they were up to. She walked away and I told the owner anyway who sent two goons who half-way forcibly kicked her out of the bar.
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More Scary stuff from Norad Sunshine.
Posted: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 1 Hour 44 Minutes 49 Seconds Post Meridian
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More Scary stuff from Norad Sunshine

From: (Norad Sunshine)
Sent: Thursday, July 31, 2003 12:34 PM
To: (me)
Subject: RE: The Countdown

Look, all I want to do is rub your head, kiss you and and be able to fall in love with you. thats not asking for too much is it? :o)
 

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What a weekend. On 8/1 I turned
Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2010 11 Hours 5 Minutes 7 Seconds Ante Meridian
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What a weekend. On 8/1 I turned 36 and hopped a plane to Colorado Springs where Norad Sunshine was waiting for me. Heres the rundown.

Friday: On my way to the airport I got a call from Black Rob. She wanted to re-open the lines of communication. I told her that there is no way in hell I would get with a woman who let her ex-husband for whom she had no kids by, stop by when he feels like it. She tried to explain but frankly I wasnt hearing it. I asked her if her girlfriends would date someone who had their ex stopping by. She said probably not. So I told her that I need her to support me in my decision to leave her alone just as she would her girlfriends decision to do the same because I was a human being.  I told her that we could be friends but if she was looking for anything else, to close the lines of communication.
At 2PM. I arrive in Colorado Springs, we go have dinner at 4 and then to have drinks with some of her friends. She gets tipsy and ends up sitting in her friends lap.. A little girl on girl fantasy played out for a second but, her friend is kind of plump so it didnt have the proper impact. LOL. Well she was a little too wasted to drive, so was I so I got a room where, 10 minutes after getting into the room, Crazed Adult Situations and Language occurred, followed by crazed Clinton Situations and Language, a Lewinsky Dress and well, passing out.

Saturday: I woke up at about 5AM. More Adult Situations and Language.. Again at 8AM.. This time around though I was gasping for breath as I came because of the high altitude. Damn., the room was actually spinning. It took me a few minutes to recover. Later that afternoon we went to the Garden of the Gods. All I saw was awesome, breathtaking beauty in all the rock formations and such, I was also winded again as the altitude started getting to me about a mile into the walk. I endured and was ok after we got back to the car. Saturday night we went to a restaurant she frequents downtown and got served by this hot polish waitress who didnt speak English very well. Afterwards we called it a night, early. After sleeping for two hours, Adult Situations and Language broke out again, ending in a Lewinsky Dress.. I got a big ego boost as she said she could get lockjaw having to open her mouth so wide.

I got a call from Viva. I sent her an e-mail saying that I was going to be real busy and would contact her in a month or so. I already hit it a week or so ago so, no other reason to talk to her, she only calls me when she wants something anyway. So, I blew it off.

Sunday: More Adult Situations and Language followed by a gambling expedition to Cripple Creak in the highlands. The elevation was 8600. I was getting used to it though after all of the cardiovascular exercise I was getting. I gambled about eighty bucks and lost it all. Cheap, compared to what I would spend at the titty bar. We went home slept, and there was more Adult and Clinton Situations and Language. I am now spent and sore at this point.

I got a call from Dr Feelgood, I told her I was going to Colorado to do some work, which I did for about 4 hours so, that makes it true right? Anyway I forgot to call her and tell her I was OK.

Monday:  At about 3AM nobody was asleep, we just cuddled and kissed until it was time for me to fly out @ 6AM MDT.

I got some birthday wishes from a few who remembered. That was nice. Time to milk it for all its worth...

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My latest plea for getting my folding chair
Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2010 3 Minutes 17 Seconds Post Meridian
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My latest plea for getting my folding chair from Irish Spring..
I Wrote:
I would like my chair back. You ended our relationship soooo I guess I
am supposed to be sorry or whatever but I really do agree with your
decision and it has created an opportunity to spend more time with
someone I am really interested in so for that I thank you. There is no
need to tell me about the dozens of men that are after you, I hope you
choose one. All I want is the chair; trust me, that is all I want. You
can be mad at me if you feel that is what you need to do; frankly I am
not upset with you at all. I was finished with the issue about 10
minutes after you said you wanted me out of your life, called Kim to go
out and, moved on. What was I supposed to do? LOL! I suppose if I have
to pay for not committing after a month or so with my chair then so be
it, it however reflects badly on you if you do.


Irish Spring Wrote:
First of all..Happy Birthday..Many many well wishes to you on this very special day.

I have no desire to keep your chair. You made it very clear that I was not to contact you or you would press harassment charges against me. That was the only reason why I did not reply to you. I think its kind of silly to involve any of my friends to get your chair returned. I did not throw it away either.

I am not mad at you. More disappointed that things didnt work out with us. I really enjoyed being with you. Regardless of both of our imperfections you would have been the ideal man for me.

No..there are no men after me. The only one I was interested in was you. I thought you knew that. There was never a time when I did not want you around.
I am quite picky with who I spend time with and even more with who I lay down with. My concerns were whether or not you were the same. Wasnt trying to commit..just wanted to find out where we were..that was all. We have both been thru a lot. I was ready to let my guard and take a chance.

Anyway..Im happy that you found someone your interested in. Your welcome /=)

Not sure how to get you your chair. I can mail it if youd like.

Let me know


Time to get my chair back! Ill respond to this later.

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Last night I went home and worked. I talked to a few new prospects,
Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2010 2 Hours 1 Minute 36 Seconds Post Meridian
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Last night I went home and worked. I talked to a few new prospects, Dr Feelgood and finally Norad Sunshine before I went to sleep. Toodie called last night as well but I didnt answer the call. Today however I did some e-mail volley with Diana Noross but for some unknown (or known) reason she isin't that talkative anymore. I suppose my lambasting her last week has something to do with it. In other news I got a suprise call from My Rodie. She called me asking if I was going to Frys and if I was to pick up a cell-phone headset for her. I told her I would, she then said that I should take her to lunch tomorrow. I think I"ll do that as well. Hmmmm.. Somethings up here right? She hasnt exibited this behavior since 2001. In other news, whats up with the scrawny Chineese girl working at my client and could somebody explain why am I sooo attracted to her?
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Doing things that Movable Type does
Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2010 4 Hours 28 Minutes 16 Seconds Post Meridian
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Well, as you probably know, I wrote my own blog code. I have been looking at other blog software and the features they have in them. One thing I saw is that blog entries in a lot of them like movable type, have named entries. So, I will start naming my blog entries and other ones that matter.
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Last night was another uneventful one. So I stop by frys to buy
Posted: Monday, September 06, 2010 11 Hours 59 Minutes 3 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Last night was another uneventful one. So I stop by frys to buy some cables, look at some laptops and get the earpice Ro-Dog wanted ($2.99). Afterwards I spoke to an intriguing new prospect. I"ll fill you in if necessesary. Anyway I talked to Norad Sunshine, she is talking about having withdrawl symptoms. I also tried to call Dr Feelgood last night but she was talking to her mother and to call back in 10 minutes. I went to sleep instead. I also tried to call Ro-Dog today but her cellular phone is cut off. So much for that.
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Not a Good Day
Posted: Monday, September 06, 2010 33 Seconds Post Meridian
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I also talked to Toodie this morning, she is not having a good time in class right now. She did however tell me to be patient and that I was in her thoughts.. How nice.. Whatever..
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My Heart, My Chair!!!
Posted: Monday, September 06, 2010 4 Hours 6 Minutes 14 Seconds Post Meridian
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I got once chance to get my chair back I guess. Anyway I decided to answer Irish Springs E-Mail.
I wrote:
Thanks for the birthday wish. I am a little tired after my trip to Colorado Springs last weekend but otherwise I am fine.

You wanted to spend more time with me and you got it. Evidently it wasn't enough.

There is no reason to be disappointed when you got what you wanted, that is, wanting me out of your life. It flys 100% in the face of your saying that I was an ideal man for you. How ironic. Well I"m glad you woke up and realized that I wasn't or whatever you realized.

During this time I was not going to remove my profile from Match until we were in an exclusive relationship.

You never laid out your concerns in the manner you did in your previous e-mail. All I said was that I was slow to move because of lessons I"ve learned in the past and well, you did the rest. I was in the john when you called to discuss, and by the time I got out, I was canned. When you did that I decided to go out with Kim, then you tell me I am trying to hurt you?? How does that work, I thought I was the one getting booted, right? Amazing. All I did was decide to agree with you and your still disappointed things didn't work out? I don't get it.

I have no time to deal with insecurities and potpourri of that ilk, for instance messages you left on my phone while I was asleep: “I can't call you? Its all good.”, “Why do I find myself bored and lonely on a Friday night....Having a glass of wine wishing I had someone to call my own”, “Am I just something to hit until something better comes along”.

Men don't get to say things like that. So, if that"s what I would have had to continue to hear then I got what I wanted too, not having to deal with it.

The main thing is, *you* got what you wanted and are happy with it.

Pick a day to leave the chair outside the garage and I will get it.

She Wrote:
The chair will be outside of my garage after 7pm this evening

So, it looks like I have a date this evening, with a new prospect and, my chair. Details at 11.
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My chair and I reunited!
Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 43 Minutes 16 Seconds Post Meridian
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So yesterday I did Angry Hour(Happy Hour) with my usual cast of friends. Afterward I met Second Bridge.Second Bridge is a cute girl with a lot of attitude, albeit pleasant attitude. I think she was attracted to me and we had a nice time. Afterward I made my last visit to Irish Springs place to get my chair. As promised, she left it outside. After over a month, my chair and I are reunited. Well, so much for that! I also got an e-mail from Rodeo Girl, asking me to call her. Now why would I do a stupid thing like that. I should, because I am curious as to what she wants to talk to me about after telling me she was in love with some man she met. (rolling my eyes). I also got call from Toodie last night while I was talking to Norad Sunshine. She didnt do well on her algebra test and wants me to call het to give a few words of encouragement. She will get her wish. Damn, she is so cute, tall and pleasant to be around.
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A litle too much Sunshine
Posted: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 11 Hours 38 Minutes 36 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Last night I did Angry Hour (Happy Hour) and went home to work on some ASP.NET additions to the bachelorblog. Coding is going slowly as I am still learning new things. I talked to Norad Sunshine last night. What a great woman. However she has now scaring me.
From: <Norad Sunshine>
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2003 11:20 AM
To: <Me>
Subject: RE: fiss sammich

fall in love with me...... :o) think you can do that?


Dammit, I knew things were good, and I am cool with that but why does she have to mess things up with stuff like this?

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