Posted:6/10/2016

Mister Bachelor Misses His Fiance.

Posted:6/4/2016

Mister Bachelor and North Gatwick Welcome Chelsea Quirk back to reality. Mister Bachelor on the other hand does not want to deal with Tabitha.. Ever.

Posted:5/27/2016

Mister Bachelor watches a woman and the woman her husband screwed on the side sitting next to each other yucking it up!

Posted:5/2/2016

Yep the last entry was an April Fools Joke. Even I am not that stupid. Maybe 4 years ago I was but not this time

Posted:4/27/2016

The Baseheads head for California. Its for the best.

Posted:3/16/2016

Over the past 14 days she got me 14 different Valentines Day cards. I got her one. I am so lame.

Posted:3/6/2016

The dead horse in this case is my unwillingness (conscious or not) to "share my innermost thoughts" with North Gatwick. And really, what would she find out if she did know all of my innermost thoughts?

Posted:2/29/2016

Let me gather up all the miscellaneous foolishness for January 2009 and fire some bullets.

Posted:2/27/2016

Everyone fawns over North Gatwick as Mister Bachelor and North Gatwick go to The Hamptons for the weekend.

Posted:2/9/2016

Hot pictures in the mail. A Year-End Temptation Roundup

Posted:2/5/2016

Mister Bachelor celebrates his first year of screwing one woman. Damn!

Posted:1/29/2016

North Gatwick and Human Sacrifice meet for the first time.

Posted:1/22/2016

North Gatwick is getting ready: No bathroom is safe!

Posted:1/17/2016

Clara Bong is going pump wedding ideas into North Gatwicks head. I just know it! Mister Bachelor rolls his beautiful brown eyes in anticipation

Posted:1/15/2016

Mister Bachelor complains about his life and is blessed that he has a life to complain about.

Posted:1/12/2016

Mister Bachelor pisses a woman off he doesnt even know.

Posted:12/27/2015

Mister Bachelor an expert on everything, talks about the UAW, NHL, OPP, CUE TEE and everything else in between.

Posted:12/20/2015

Mister Bachelor pulls off North Gatwick's birthday with a surprise party and gifts..

Posted:12/13/2015

Mister Bachelor jokes on North Gatwick. It does not go over well.

Posted:12/7/2015

Mix Angry Walk, North Gatwick and North London then stir until something happens.

Posted:11/29/2015

Its a sad day for Mister Bachelor as Kwame Kilpatick, Patron saint of adultery, my hero and role model is in jail.

Posted:11/26/2015

It has been an extremely busy month. Mister Bachelor shrinks. North Gatwick shrieks and Checker Day checks in..

Posted:11/10/2015

I told North Gatwick that I have been stepping out on her. Yes. I told her. I had to.

Posted:11/6/2015

Mister Bachelor goes to the State Fair of Texas and, finds himself in an Barack Obama Rally.

Posted:10/22/2015

There is a name that has always been associated with disaster not only in my my life, but my brothers and my friends life as well. That name is PAT

Posted:10/20/2015

Its amazing what eight weeks in boot camp can do. Margot Hobo is a new person!

Posted:10/18/2015

Human Sacrifice announces she has breast cancer.

Posted:10/11/2015

Bachelors Buttons re-appear in front of Mister Bachelors home.

Posted:9/19/2015

Darth Gatwick is in the hospital. 40 years of smoking are beginning to catch up with him.

Posted:9/15/2015

Yesterday was football night. I was watching the pre-season action North Gatwick was laying on my lap. She noticed the erection and then reminded me why Wednesdays incident happened. Its that time of the month.

Posted:9/8/2015

Braidy, Yellow Cake and Human Sacrifice dangle booty in front of Mister Bachelor.

Posted:9/4/2015

North Gatwick has a birthday party for Mister Bachelor. It was wonderful!

Posted:8/25/2015

North Gatwick told me she realizes that I love her but I am not *in* love with her. Well, a reality check is always a good thing.

Posted:8/11/2015

I got a surprise call last night from Yellow Cake. In her message she asked me if I was going to have fun on my birthday and that she missed me.

Posted:8/10/2015

Mister Bachelor paints the town red, that clay dirt red.

Posted:8/8/2015

Mister Bachelor tripps the burglar alarm..

Posted:8/7/2015

Mister Bachelor goes to Mississippi. Let the fun begin!

Posted:8/3/2015

We are off to Copthorne Gatwick's house for the fourth of July weekend. It should be a good time.

Posted:8/2/2015

The garden growing behind Mister Bachelor's tiny cottage in the country is beginning to produce usable food.

Posted:7/30/2015

I found out at a party that people think North Gatwick and I are married! What?

Posted:7/17/2015

I got an e-mail from Yellow Cake inviting me to go to see Katt Williams and perhaps a little piece of Yellow Cake afterwards.

Posted:7/16/2015

I will always miss my father. He was a decent man.

Posted:7/14/2015

According to her she has filing for divorce unleashing those boobs and creamy MILF'y thighs on a suspecting world.

Posted:7/5/2015

North Gatwick asked me if I wanted to screw Mrs Peyton. My answer? Yes.

Posted:6/30/2015

My theme song used to be "Mister Bachelor" by Loose Ends. Nowdays its a little more tame.

Posted:6/28/2015

Minorities send me the dumbest shit under the guise that am not a conservative, stupid, or easily subscribe to foolishness.

Posted:6/23/2015

Braidy sends me a picture of her legs. Look at that gap. I want in there.

Posted:6/19/2015

Mister Bachelor has a party at his teeny tiny cottage in the country..

Posted:6/14/2015

Two women Mister Bachelor would love to tag one more time.

Posted:6/9/2015

Anyway I sent an invitation to Angry Walk. I was IM'ing her the other day when she noticed something only a woman would notice..

Posted:6/1/2015

Human Sacrifice called so we could meet and get her laptop back to her. Woohoo!

Posted:5/28/2015

She sprung forth from the car and gave me a big hug wearing a skimpy top, six inch platform shoes and spandex showing off that big yellow booty.

Posted:5/25/2015

Mister Bachelor talks about his missing blood and boobs..

Posted:5/23/2015

I got an interesting call from Donna Murello. I talked to her for about 30 minutes about various things while screwing around in my back yard when she decided to make her big announcement.

Posted:5/18/2015

Mister Bachelor talks about Beyonce, Brak and Barfing..

Posted:5/16/2015

North Gatwick's Attention Deficit syndrome reared its ugly head again.

Posted:5/15/2015

Mister Bachelor learns that Checker Day really did love him. Too bad for her.

Posted:5/10/2015

North Gatwick comes in my office with some clothes. She put them on my desk and said: 'The tornado will be here in ten minutes. You better get dressed.'

Posted:5/7/2015

Mister Bachelor throws his back out. No booty for him..

Posted:4/14/2015

Amidst The Foreclosures Mister Bachelor Loses His House Part 4: Pillow Talk

Posted:4/12/2015

Why do women have the dining room table set all the time? Mister Bachelor wants to know.

Posted:3/25/2015

The rest of North Gatwicks furniture arrives at Mister Bachelors home. Its her house now.

Posted:3/19/2015

This morning I got an e-mail from Orbie Tenn. She sent me a picture.. Aaawwww..

Posted:3/10/2015

Whatever you do, do not let your woman find HGTV.

Posted:3/6/2015

I agreed to marry her 2/14/2009. Mark your calendars. I don't remember saying this. However, who know's what you say when you are asleep.

Posted:2/28/2015

With Two Foreclosures In His Neighborhood, Mister Bachelor Loses His House!

Posted:2/24/2015

So, I had my talk with North Gatwick regarding my work hours. She said she understood. Well I hope so anyway.

Posted:2/20/2015

Mister Bachelor is working. North Gatwick is irritating.

Posted:2/18/2015

Two of Mister Bachelor's friends die in as many months.

Posted:2/16/2015

I was working late last night and I got an IM from Yellow Cake. It would seem she has been busy since I ran up in it last year.

Posted:2/7/2015

Mister Bachelor is amazed at how women dont care that he is involved with someone..

Posted:2/4/2015

Over the holidays more and more of North Gatwick's stuff has been arriving at my house as it looks like every day she arrives with more stuff than she left with.

Posted:2/2/2015

Mister Bachelor makes plans for 2008.. Yeaaaah Right!

Posted:1/20/2015

Nobody seems to communicate with Mister Bachelor anymore. Especially his friends. I feel abandoned.

Posted:1/11/2015

Mister Bachelor stays at home and realizes what it really is to be a black man.

Posted:1/5/2015

I have been communicating informally with Checker Day for a while now. Still ghetto as ever.

Posted:12/28/2014

Mister Bachelor meets North Gatwick's father Darth Gatwick and lives to tell about it!

Posted:12/21/2014

Panty Raid-5 wants to do North Gatwick. Unfortunately that cant happen.

Posted:12/16/2014

Mister Bachelor drives a womans car through the gay section of town, every day... Eeewww..

Posted:12/14/2014

Oh CRAP! North Gatwick's birthday is Monday. What do I get her?

Posted:12/12/2014

Mister Bachelor starts his weekend macho end ends up gay.

Posted:12/6/2014

Donna Murello and Braidy tempt Mister Bachelor.

Posted:12/5/2014

Mister Preacher, Mister Bachelor's evil brother breaks balls again.

Posted:12/2/2014

The last week or so, North Gatwick has been asking me to tell her how I feel about her.

Posted:11/30/2014

Wednesday afternoon I had a temporary leave of my senses as I asked North Gatwick to come over and, to pack for the rest of the week.

Posted:11/30/2014

Mister Bachelor wishes you a Happy Halloween

Posted:11/21/2014

Mister Bachelor realizes he is being trapped by North Gatwick.

Posted:11/12/2014

Mister Bachelor spends a few minutes with Braidy.

Posted:11/10/2014

Mister Bachelor fires a few bullets for October.

Posted:11/3/2014

Every now and again I like to do some ignorance testing. Orbie Tenn ended up being quite ignorant.

Posted:10/25/2014

Mister Bachelor bent the last key he got from North Gatwick. This time she had a new one, tested.. Crap!

Posted:10/19/2014

North Gatwick is on top of the list and has been there for quite a while. Here's why she may be Mister Bachelors next girlfriend.

Posted:10/10/2014

Mister Bachelor warns everyone about marriage.

Posted:10/2/2014

Orbie Tenn is opening up a little more now. As I suspected, she has issues.

Posted:9/21/2014

Captain Neeno says something paradoxical and female. Nice.

Posted:9/9/2014

Mister Bachelor drives North Gatwick back to her new home. What a trip!

Posted:9/7/2014

Human Sacrifice called to wish me a happy birthday and said that she had a gift for me. She wanted my address. Mister Bachelor rolled his beautiful brown eyes.

Posted:8/31/2014

In the midst of all of the witty banter things ended up becoming a party at my house.

Posted:8/27/2014

I have my plane reservations made. I am going to Los Angeles on 8/2/2007 to help drive North Gatwick and her clothing (which means she owns a semi) 2500 miles across the desert..

Posted:8/26/2014

Earlier this year, North Gatwick admitted she as never been in love with anyone before. Now she thinks she loves Mister Bachelor.

Posted:8/24/2014

Yellow Cake has something in common with Lindsay Lohan. Guess what it is?

Posted:8/19/2014

North Gatwick meets Tabitha. In 30 mintues Tabitha is won over.

Posted:8/11/2014

Mister Bachelor recognizes North Gatwicks sister. He has a few porn scenes with her in it.

Posted:8/6/2014

Loopard proves me wrong. Perhaps she is not nearly as crazy as I think she is?

Posted:7/26/2014

I have determined that I need a vacation. Where am I going?

Posted:7/5/2014

In two days, North Gatwick will be here. She had better not be moving here because of me.

Posted:6/18/2014

North Gatwick signed the lease on her apartment.

Posted:6/17/2014

Mister Bachelor gets 75 bucks in the mail from North Gatwick.

Posted:6/17/2014

I went to go see Little Ruby in her spring program.

Posted:6/16/2014

Mister Bachelor goes to a birthday luncheon full of fat women.

Posted:6/14/2014

The fact that she loves me and I dont love her is bothering me now it is revealed that it is bothering her.

Posted:6/13/2014

Tabitha comes to live with Mister Bachelor.

Posted:6/13/2014

Mister Bachelor took a week off from blogging.

Posted:5/30/2014

Mister Bachelors dating life has come to a screeching halt.

Posted:5/25/2014

North Gatwick has announced she is falling in love with me. CRAP.

Posted:5/9/2014

Everybody is watching Roots by Alex Haley. Looks like I wont be cultivating any new talent today.

Posted:5/9/2014

Last weekend I spent cultivating new talent and trying to get into the pants of some oldies but goodies.

Posted:5/4/2014

Tabitha dropped into town along with my brother, his wife and five others for the weekend.

Posted:4/30/2014

Seven days of North Gatwick.. And to think I was stupid enough to agree to this so that she can find a new place to live.

Posted:4/29/2014

I woke up this morning and asked myself, who do I not want to fool with anymore? Well the answer was quick and easy.

Posted:4/28/2014

With pitchforks drawn the angry residents of Mister Bachelors Neighborhood burn people at the stake.

Posted:4/24/2014

Thursday I got an e-mail from Slow Cheetah basically telling me that I got it all wrong about her and that I should have called her when I was in town.

Posted:4/13/2014

Slow Cheetah and Starboard View go bye bye. North Gatwick agrees to a threesome.

Posted:4/10/2014

North Gatwick Sends lingere to Mister Bachelor

Posted:4/6/2014

Lemmon Pepper, for whom I dropped in 2001 sent me an e-mail straight out of the blue.

Posted:4/4/2014

Mister Bachelor Fires some bullets at folks I havent mentioned in a while.

Posted:4/2/2014

Norad Sunshine called me a computer geek. I use this argument to my advantage, unsuccessfully.

Posted:3/21/2014

According to her, Skinny McBeal is having her baby in a few weeks.

Posted:3/19/2014

Tabitha told me that her mother said hello to me. I wish she would simply keep her distance and leave me alone.

Posted:3/16/2014

I put my foot down and told North Gatwick not to buymeshit anymore unless it’s a holiday. She ignored me anyway.

Posted:3/16/2014

Yesterday I found out that Mother May is moving here.

Posted:3/15/2014

I did the stupid thing yesterday. I went to visit Little Ruby yesterday because she wanted to give me a Valentine.

Posted:3/14/2014

The buymeshit girls are at it again. Today they buymeshit for Valentines Day!

Posted:3/8/2014

Goodbye Patina Herrar

Posted:3/7/2014

Patina Herrar has just informed me that two of her sons have extensive jail records.

Posted:3/6/2014

Mister Bachelor catches up with everyone and updates their status.

Posted:3/5/2014

Right now, somebody is going to have to go. I cant keep up this pace. I need to cut two of them.

Posted:3/2/2014

Suris Notiman is getting tired of my workaholic ways as predicted.

Posted:2/25/2014

The Witch has finally paid off the negative balance in her checking account

Posted:2/24/2014

Starboard View sent me a mind map in the mail along with a very nice card.

Posted:2/19/2014

Mister Bachelor reviews the women he is doing.

Posted:2/11/2014

Of all the women I know, it would be Hipmomma who figured me out.

Posted:2/9/2014

North Gatwick has blown a gasket! I thought Mother May had lost her mind but this takes the cake.

Posted:2/9/2014

Checker Day is still Someone Elses Woman

Posted:2/9/2014

Why is it that now whenever I pick her up Tabitha her mother, The Witch has to come out the door as well?

Posted:2/8/2014

Mister Bachelor tells the truth and then, is told to lie.

Posted:2/5/2014

She like Gym Angle is yet another woman for whom I seemed to have dragged in from my time in California.

Posted:1/14/2014

Widdah calls Mister Bachelor. I wonder what she wanted?

Posted:1/7/2014

Mister Bachelor sounds off on Tee Fahl going psycho people moving to his town and other random thoughts.

Posted:1/6/2014

Firebird is 40 and crazy. One thing though, she loves chicks and Tertiary Situations and Language. That makes that number something worth keeping around.

Posted:1/4/2014

Wednesday I sent flowers to Equinipotent.

Posted:12/29/2013

Mother May is pressuring me about visiting for the holidays.

Posted:12/27/2013

Mister Bachelor is thankful for a few things this Thanksgiving..

Posted:12/16/2013

Off I go to the hospital to be scanned for heart problems. They wanted to know if I was screwed up, how bad I was screwed up and, how long I had to live if I was really screwed up.

Posted:12/14/2013

Mister Bachelor finds himself hooked up to machines again.

Posted:12/14/2013

Mother May reveals her plot and plans to be with Mister Bachelor

Posted:12/7/2013

I left a standard message for MarketRide to let her know that was over with. I had my reasons; the kid thing was the main one.

Posted:11/27/2013

More Catch Up

Posted:10/15/2013

Mister Bachelor drops the current flock to raise a new one..

Posted:10/12/2013

Mister Bachelor is loose in the Women’s dorm after a visiting one of his daughters. Given Mister Bachelors reputation,What happened next?

Posted:10/9/2013

Women who dont want to have sex until their married and other women Mister Bachelor is not interested in contact him.

Posted:10/8/2013

It’s cool when a woman you are dating has a lot of girlfriends.

Posted:10/6/2013

I would love to pummel her size two body but she wants something long term and, kids are a part of that package. As long as that remains true, I am going to spare myself some drama.

Posted:9/30/2013

I got a call from Captain Neeno over the weekend. She said she was really busy. I’m not buying it.

Posted:9/1/2013

Turning 50 can be a drag...

Posted:8/24/2013

She is now stopping by with code twice a week now and, wearing mid-thigh sundresses when she does.

Posted:8/10/2013

Panty Raid-5 keeps asking me “Did you take your medicine today?” and other health questions just about every day. You’d think I worked for her instead of it being the other way around.

Posted:8/7/2013

Widda sends another text message causing mayhem..

Posted:7/30/2013

Contrary to popular belief, leaving Widdah alone was neither something I wanted to do or something I enjoyed at all.

Posted:7/29/2013

I said to myself, well, I’ll go back to the doctor next week and see what’s up. I felt slightly better. That was not to be.

Posted:7/22/2013

Mister Bachelor gets sucked into working for food, at Widdah's house...

Posted:7/18/2013

Mister Bachelor counts up wishes for Fathers Day..

Posted:7/16/2013

Widdah remains a moving target. At times it takes patience in order to be with her. She is sooo cautious, messing with her can be a bit tedious at times.

Posted:7/13/2013

Widdah keeps Mister Bachelor from killing The Witch

Posted:7/12/2013

The Witch, notorious for mismanaging money and for that matter giving it to her Ex got my daughters checking account closed.

Posted:7/9/2013

I was talking to Widdah and, it seems that our dating, meeting at restaurants, hotels and such is coming to an abrupt end. She wants me to come to her house.

Posted:7/2/2013

Mister Bachelor waxes poetic about Widdah who is about to become his main squeeze if he is not careful.

Posted:6/18/2013

Its time to hop a plane and come back to the place that I know and love. Texas, where the land on the side of hills, stays there. (Rolls eyes at the rain and mudslides all over California) Because of the fact that I have two clients in Texas, I am going o

Posted:6/18/2013

Women almost always do this. The minute you break up, the first thing they do is try to hurt you using children to achieve this aim.

Posted:6/14/2013

Nothing annoys me more than a woman who views my profile and then instead of moving on if she is not what I want, decides to tell me off.

Posted:6/14/2013

Rapunzel asked me what I did last weekend so, I told her that I did what she always does. Hang out with women.

Posted:6/13/2013

Widdah asked me if I was looking for an exclusive relationship and, if she was the target of those intentions.

Posted:6/13/2013

Mister Bachelor continues getting sucked in by Widdah

Posted:6/10/2013

More women with too many women in their lives.

Posted:6/9/2013

Why are all the good women all in the church?

Posted:6/7/2013

MILFMaid and Muffin Care have too much drama.

Posted:6/6/2013

Tiki Doll has been trying to reach out. Mister Bachelor is not hearing it.

Posted:5/30/2013

Tiki Doll calls and, I end up telling her how busy she is.

Posted:5/29/2013

The three things my daughter taught me about her mother.

Posted:5/27/2013

Sometimes, the profiles get too stupid. Look at the text. This one is from a chick who wrote me this morning.

Posted:5/26/2013

Mister Bachelor goes to Mrs Peyton's birthday party. Angry Walk has a new Zero!

Posted:5/14/2013

Instead of a date, Mister Bachelor almost falls into a MLM scam!!

Posted:5/13/2013

Mister Bachelor meets Human Sacrifice's family.

Posted:5/10/2013

Braidzilla, EPANima and a groupie get on my nerves.

Posted:5/7/2013

Mister Bachelor is back burnered by two women. The nerve!

Posted:4/30/2013

While online last night this woman decides to take off her clothes and show me her goodies via webcam. The nerve? LOL

Posted:4/27/2013

Mister Bachelor has a guest in town and, shows her a great time!

Posted:4/23/2013

Pre-Weekend Bullets for 3-23

Posted:4/16/2013

I was out with Tabitha and she decided to play a joke on me. She asked me if I would buy this skirt. This skirt is so small you cant call it a skirt. Its a Skk..

Posted:4/16/2013

Naylene and I had a recent discussion and, everything has been straightened out between us.

Posted:4/16/2013

I am fixing the Lexicon to more accurately reflect what happens.

Posted:4/10/2013

Curry Notiff is wearing tight pants on a daily basis. I like that. She even flirted with me yesterday. Hmmmm.. Its been years since I ate anything Curry. (Now that was a really bad joke, for those who understand it.)

Posted:4/8/2013

Big changes are on the horizon. My decisions are already made and, were about a month ago.

Posted:4/6/2013

Mister Bachelor finds himself surrounded by women who want more than casual sex. Crap!

Posted:4/5/2013

Mister Bachelor carefully orchestrates Naylenes exit from his presence.

Posted:4/4/2013

Tabitha Gets on board with the fact that her mom and I arent going to be together

Posted:3/23/2013

Tiki is now checking in and up on me. Hmmm...

Posted:3/22/2013

Mister Bachelor gets asked out by Human Sacrifice. I predicted this Monday.

Posted:3/21/2013

Bad news spreads fast about The Witch and I splitting for good.

Posted:3/20/2013

The quote of the week comes courtesy of Naylene:

Posted:3/20/2013

Mister Bachelors weekend was filled with intrigue and Naylene..

Posted:3/16/2013

Mister Bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he goes to visit his doctor.

Posted:3/10/2013

Mister Bachelors highlight reel for this week.

Posted:3/7/2013

Mister Bachelor drops a dime about passion and what it can do..

Posted:3/6/2013

Years later Mister Bachelor still has people pissed at him.

Posted:3/1/2013

Mister Bachelor becomes enamoured with Naylene and, realizes just how big a deal this could end up being. This article was written by Naylene.

Posted:3/1/2013

Mister Bachelor becomes enamoured with Naylene and, realizes just how big a deal this could end up being.

Posted:2/28/2013

Pimpin Ben is Back!

Posted:2/28/2013

Random bullets for today..

Posted:2/27/2013

Mister Bachelor sizes up his beauties and booties as of today.

Posted:2/25/2013

Skeezetta is coming back from Germany.

Posted:2/24/2013

Mister Bachelor gets interviewed for the Princess Dominique Show! Hear Mister Bachelor tell it the way it really is.

Posted:2/20/2013

Mister Bachelor eliminates 99% of people looking at his profile.

Posted:2/18/2013

Skinny McBeal comes to town. Naylene messes with Mister Bachelor and other bullets

Posted:2/16/2013

Mister Bachelor does an interview with Princess Dominique

Posted:2/13/2013

Mister Bachelor listens to Sereena and Endora wax poetic about Tookie Williams.

Posted:2/11/2013

Mister Bachelor receives yet another thinly veiled threat of booty from Human Sacrifice.

Posted:2/11/2013

Mister Bachelor deposits his daughter at college

Posted:2/9/2013

Naylene says that Mister Bachelor is Someone Elses Man?

Posted:2/8/2013

Mister Bachelor watches Tabitha act like her mother, going back to mister exagain and again.

Posted:2/7/2013

Recent things going on in the life of Mister Bachelor

Posted:2/6/2013

I decided to tell Checker Day its not a good idea to mess with Mister Bachelor

Posted:2/2/2013

Mister Bachelor gets curious about Naylene. Checker Day and Yellow Cake try to catch up with Mister Bachelor.

Posted:2/2/2013

Human Sacrifice lets me know she has a gift for me. Yeah, Right!

Posted:1/31/2013

With 2005 gone, I figure I will go through the best and worst of 2005

Posted:1/28/2013

Mister Bachelor gets slammed again by Norad Sunshine.

Posted:1/21/2013

I got hit with a meme the other day from Miss Ali D. Well, I never saw a meme I did not like so here it goes.

Posted:1/19/2013

Mister Bachelor learns that screwing the bosses target is not a good idea.

Posted:1/6/2013

Mister Bachelor trys to act professional in the face of so much ass.

Posted:1/1/2013

Popsi makes a mild play for Mister Bachelor. Mister Bachelor is not amused

Posted:12/22/2012

Mister Bachelor is invited to take a five day cruise.

Posted:12/21/2012

Mister Bachelor sets hmself up for sexual harassment charges

Posted:12/20/2012

Atlanta was supposed to be some kind of cakewalk because the city is packed with Chix at a ratio of about 5:3. Well, they are out there and I have had more unsolicited mail than I have had in months.

Posted:12/19/2012

For the last three years or so I have done nothing but tell Rapunzel to move around because she did nothing but surround herself with either Pookie or with Drama.

Posted:12/10/2012

I was talking to a woman a few months ago. She was telling me that her and her girlfriend saw a black man online who said that he was interested in white girls only.

Posted:12/8/2012

It is pointed out that Mister Bachelor is an asshole by Checker Day. So what else is new?

Posted:12/7/2012

Checker Day and Sequoia get the axe. Mister Bachelor gets cursed out.

Posted:11/30/2012

So far, I sent a flight attendant and an older woman to the friend-zone without even meeting them.

Posted:11/27/2012

So, Cheryll Swoopes has come out. I am not sure why this is of any major significance. I always kind of suspected it.

Posted:11/22/2012

Checker Day reveals her willingness to try a woman to Mister Bachelor

Posted:11/22/2012

Once again, the big girls are taking aim at Mister Bachelor. This time, I got smacked, but this time, with a piece of advice.

Posted:11/18/2012

Monday I flew to Jacksonville to look at a prospective client. Basically I flew in, rented a convertible, drove to the beach, drove to see my client, to the airport and on a plane back to Atlanta

Posted:11/16/2012

Money makes people do strange things. For me, it meant I decided to become a commuter and fly between Atlanta and Dallas.

Posted:11/9/2012

One thing is quite evident. Even in the moderately wealthy suburb of Plano, there is Ghetto Booty to be found there.

Posted:11/6/2012

Last year when I married The Witch I surprised her by giving her one of my most precious possessions. That was my mothers wedding ring.

Posted:11/2/2012

Checker day is getting suspicious.

Posted:11/1/2012

Fat Women are firing at their favorite target: Mister Bachelor.

Posted:10/22/2012

Mister Bachelor tells his babymamma to stop tripping.

Posted:10/21/2012

Mister Bachelor runs across an Asian chick that is ghetto as all get out!

Posted:10/18/2012

Mister Bachelor trims his little black book.

Posted:10/15/2012

Last night I went to North London's 40th birthday party. It was the first time I saw North London in about a month at least..

Posted:10/12/2012

Checker Day tells Mister Bachelor she loves him.

Posted:10/11/2012

The Witch and I got into it again.

Posted:10/11/2012

Sunday morning at about 2AM I got a call from Angry Walk.

Posted:10/11/2012

Mister Bachelor meets an older woman.

Posted:10/9/2012

I got an interesting E-mail from an as yet to be named candidate Friday. She dated women! Great news huh?

Posted:10/8/2012

The Witch lays a big guilt trip on Mister Bachelor

Posted:10/4/2012

Mister Bachelor plows Checker Day over and over..

Posted:10/3/2012

It would seem that I had quite an effect on Human Sacrifice's mother.

Posted:9/30/2012

Mister Bachelor Meets Human Sacrifice's mother

Posted:9/29/2012

MedaLing, Asian Hot-Girl of the day, decides to become dificult.

Posted:9/29/2012

Sunday is a relaxing and stressful day

Posted:9/25/2012

Human Sacrifice called me this morning. It would seem that her mother wants to meet me? WTF? I have got to get out of town and quick

Posted:9/21/2012

Mister Bachelor visits Braidy. Aaaah..

Posted:9/21/2012

I was looking at MSNBC the other day and saw the most interesting thing. They now have cards for adultery.

Posted:9/20/2012

The Witch figures out it might be too late for us.

Posted:9/18/2012

Mister Bachelor hooks an Asian girl. For once, a woman who wont get fat.

Posted:9/17/2012

In general Tom talked about how women when they are young and vital usually go for Pookie and em and other bad boys

Posted:9/16/2012

Pookie and em comes to you in many forms depending on your socio-economic background.

Posted:9/13/2012

I few weeks ago I was in the car with Checker Day, she was playing Erykah Badu's song "Tyrone", one of her biggest hits. Well, I listened to the lyrics to the song intently. I have one question. What woman would be stupid enough to do all of that mess in the first place?

I don't get it.

Everyone is talking about how sorry the "Tyrone character" is in the song is but is he really? He and his friends get to live off of someone else and he seems to got away with it for quite a while. It sounds like maybe she is the sorry one.

That cracks me up.

Posted:9/12/2012

Having Braidy meet me at BJ's is a bit of a joke now isin't it?

Posted:9/10/2012

There is nothing like a shower in the evening after work.

Posted:9/9/2012

I called The Witch Sunday after work to see how she was doing. She was inquisitive, as to why I wasn't very talkative

Posted:9/3/2012

got birthday kisses from Angry Walk, Skinny McBeal and even North London.

Posted:9/2/2012

Mister Bachelor continues to think about moving to California

Posted:9/1/2012

Today is my 38th birthday

Posted:8/30/2012

The Witch and Skeeztta went out for happy hour. I decided to do a little catching up. I called Rosa Rita..

Posted:8/29/2012

Dead Clients, don't pay. That is a big problem I am having right now. I have a client that owes me well over five grand. So what do you do?