Christine Beatty Gets 120 Days In Jail
Posted:1/2/2016
Mister Bachelor will wait for Christine Beatty to get out of jail!
Arabica Queen: Checking Up..
Posted:11/16/2015
Arabica Queen sent an e-mail this afternoon stating that she was thinking about me..
Mister Bachelor And His Role Model!
Posted:11/3/2015
Mister Bachelor meets his role model. Kwame Kilpatrick!
Mister Bachelor Goes To Jail
Posted:10/15/2015
Little Snow was on the phone. She told North Gatwick that The Baseheads were in jail and needed bailed out.
Mister Bachelors Myspace Page
Posted:9/25/2015
Friday morning, North Gatwick found out I had a Myspace page and says she is going to leave.
If A Man Is Considered Guilty For What Goes On In His Mind
Posted:9/13/2015
Mister Bachelor has a dream with another woman in it. Here we go!
Its August First!
Posted:9/1/2015
Today is the 20th anniversary of the Rush Limbaugh Show! Today is also the 41st anniversary of my birth.
Boiled Alive: The Gravity Effect
Posted:8/30/2015
I have to fire some bullets this morning. I woke up realizing I am being boiled alive. However, before I start complaining let me tell you how it really is.
Birthdays And Pound Cake
Posted:8/21/2015
We had a good time, playing pool and darts and watching Mrs Basehead try to cop a feel on North Gatwick. Too bad it wasn't Ms Peyton. When is her birthday?
Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Now How Much Would You Pay
Posted:4/13/2015
Sooo here we have pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre, she is 'Kristen' from the Emperors Club website.
Kwame Kilpatrick: The Smartest Man In The Universe!
Posted:2/28/2015
So, your Kwame Kilpatrick. You have two choices: Your wife or Christine Beatty.
Am I Sick?
Posted:2/15/2015
Over the past few months I have told several women that they should move on with their lives and assume I am not going to be in them.
Nesting..
Posted:12/7/2014
North Gatwicks stuff is all over my house!
Orbie Tenn Still Has No Delusions
Posted:10/28/2014
Orbie Tenn is still on board with screwing without commitment.
Has Justice Been Served?
Posted:7/17/2014
Mister Bachelor comments on the Duke Rape Case and reminds Mike Nifong that blacks will vote for any democrat.
Perms, Pansies and Pain.
Posted:5/10/2014
I sent a note to Starboard View stating that I wanted to reimburse her the money she spent on a plane ticket. I called myself doing the right thing by terminating the relationship because I couldn’t give her what she wanted and closing out all our busines
Joined at the Hip!
Posted:8/21/2013
Management: We want Cafe All Late to work closely with you so make sure she is as involved as possible.
Its A Trap!
Posted:8/18/2013
Widda's mother is going to be there when I come to fix the toilet. I was so not trying to go there.
Dealbraker!
Posted:7/23/2013
Widdah wants a baby! Mister Bachelor does not.
Messing With Fire, Again!
Posted:7/22/2013
Mister Bachelor messes with Panty Raid-5. What a mistake.
Consulting with Disaster
Posted:7/20/2013
Mister Bachelor teams up with Cafe All Late
Diversity Week Part Two: Shes a BRIC House
Posted:7/15/2013
Today the Diversity Week Chix are in their element: Cooking. They fixed some kind of buffet-style 100 foot long (I am not kidding) international pot-luck buffet from hell.
Diversity Week: Part One
Posted:7/14/2013
Mister Bachelor gets into diversity and hot asian girls.
Dangerous Interns
Posted:7/5/2013
Mister Bachelor's intern makes a pass at him. Mister Bachelor is tempted.
Out with a whimper
Posted:6/28/2013
Tabitha called saying she wanted to go to school out of state so she could get away from her mother. My comment "I know what you mean!". I know, that was wrong wasn't it?
Moo!
Posted:6/13/2013
Buffarillo squeezing her chair in between myself and the CFO, followed by more squeezing as she squeezed herself into the chair.
Gorrifallo Warfare
Posted:6/11/2013
Mister Bachelor meets his twin in a disturbing way.
Happy Easter!
Posted:5/14/2013
Panty Raid5 is in control over the weekend.
Jewel-Encrusted Cellulite-Ridden Butt-Cheeks
Posted:5/13/2013
Mister Bachelor meets Human Sacrifice's family and learns of a plot.
The Next Temptation of Mister Bachelor
Posted:5/6/2013
It was nice to sit down and help Curry Notiff with a technical issue. All I did was sit there and look at her lap and top all afternoon. She was wearing these very tight jeans that showed off her perfect child bearing hips and flat stomach. I think I need
The Witch and I Get Remarried!
Posted:5/3/2013
Mister Bachelor explains the whole marriage to The Witch, his third wife
The rumors of my being broke are greatly exaggerated
Posted:4/20/2013
I was broke in 2001. Was I supposed to stay that way?
First Day of Work
Posted:4/20/2013
My intern comes over to do some work. (on what I wonder?)
A Braid New World
Posted:4/18/2013
Last night I met Braidzilla at Dave and Busters. Braidzilla is about 5'10'' and reasonably fit with a nice ass.
Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
Posted:4/14/2013
Mister Bachelor's intern is smoking hot.
Mister Bachelors BrokeBack Weekend
Posted:4/13/2013
Yellow Cake decides to insert her digits into his phone and one of her digits up his ass.
Tag Mister Bachelors Ass
Posted:4/1/2013
Mister Bachelor has a dry cleaning tag on his pants and guess where it is?
The BatchCave
Posted:3/27/2013
The BatchCave
Weekend Bullets for 2-27-06
Posted:3/26/2013
More Yellow Cake and a slice of Big Yellow Booty with that.
Tiki Doll
Posted:3/21/2013
Mister Bachelor hangs out with Tiki Doll
Why Am I Dating Again?
Posted:6/26/2009
Mister Bachelor explains why he is dating and, dating so many women.